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DJSmooth

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The worst thing I had a girl leave at my crib was a NuvaRing

I called her and told her to come get this shyt immediately :russell:
 

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Check your bathrooms too. shyt in the showers like ladies razors, laying hair out strategically around the sink, etc.
 

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Cheat, brehs. Let hoes know where they stand and if you're that they will still fukk with you.
 
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My girl comes out the bedroom holding the red bra my girl stuffed behind the bed on Valentine's day and catches me with my dikk in the sink. I thought I was in for the biggest argument in history. She just put her head down walked back in the bedroom all sad. Now I feel awful :lolbron:
 

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Ladies,

Give it up. You aint fooling nobody. :smugdraper: That old play of leaving something behind on purpose at my crib is played out. We know that play and can defend it, now. + it never worked anyway. That's like you're down by 3 with 2 seconds left and you have Shaquille O'Neal standing out there for a corner 3 as a decoy.

This morning i was like "yo you forgot your shower gel" and handed it to her as she was packing her stuff. I told her to just close the door behind her and I leave the house to go pickup my dry-cleaning down the road and come back, and what do i find on the floor next to the bed? The same sh!t i took out the shower and handed to her as she was packing her bag. Some Japanese cherry blossom shower gel.

I remember when chicks used to leave panties, cheap rings/earrings and lip gloss and other sh!t at my place. I used to let it slide because i thought it was just them being careless (+ i used to keep the panties to reminisce) but over time sh!t gets played out.
that shyt gets thrown directly in the trash... i mean she could leave 5 minutes ago... i've thrown necklaces and rings and watches directly in the trash immediately


don't even warn them.. fukk it... and when they ask...

"nah... i didn't see nothing over here" :yeshrug:
 

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I don't even mention it to them and plead ignorance if they ask. I either leave their belongings in one of my neighbors mailbox if I can or burn their belongings in the kitchen sink.
 

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A got a box of bytches shyt. :stopitslime:

U act like u left it accidentally, ima act like that shyt was never here:yeshrug:


Been in the game too long to get caught up:takedat:
 
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