Ladies, ladies ladies......fat jokes? Leveled at me? Ha, imagine that.
Look, I'm not going to be arguing with stripper and failed business owner all day. So I am going to dispense with the childish name calling and elementary insults and introduce a few facts, mmkay? Alrighty then, let's get down to it.
Stripper, I don't have to be creative when insulting you. Your life is a sad punchline in God's black comedy. Socially, culturally, and morally you are nothing. You are a waste of cells and tissue. Economically you are a tool. Sexually you are a slave. That's why your faux feminist tripe is laughed at. Who would dare take a lecture from a sex worker. You expose your body to strangers and then engage in sex with the highest bidder. Your father, if you have one in your life, has to live in shame knowing that any of his friends can buy and sell his daughter. Tragic, that. But this is how you make your money. Don't deny it. All strippers deny it. But patrons still have their way in the club. White men will gladly pry open their wallets for their fetish. They spend ten of thousands to make pilgrimages to 3rd world countries to deal in teenaged lady boys. Funding you petty cash to pay notes on your 2007 BMW is nothing to them.
All this you do and you think it's okay because you wrap yourself in pseudo intellectual bullshyt that's easily exposed and ridiculed for what it is. Intellectually you don't even have the credibility of a three year old child. Your opinions are irrelevant because you are a societal orphan. Unloved and ultimately unwanted. Men are ashamed to admit they even share your company. Strippers are robbed, beaten, mutilated, raped and killed because they are viewed as worthless property. It's like crushing and tossing away a soda can. But at least the soda can contains something people look at as valuable. You're an empty, soulless sex shall.
With all that said I did appreciate your Simpson's inspired fat jokes. Not going to lie, I chortled a bit. I hope a few others got some laughs to. That's good; bring people joy they won't be ashamed of five minutes later. Also shows you have a bit of fight in you. I hope you show that much fire when the husky, balding, 68 year old VP of Regional marketing tries to whitewash your face. No worries though, Anothergirl will wash it right out though. She specializes in escorts. They keep her in business....barely.
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