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I always wondered what a little woman was gonna do if I squared up in a 3-point stance.

Hell, half of security i've seen, big or not, aren't armed. You can grab stuff and if they say anything, light they ass up.

If I wasn't a good guy, I would probably make it a habit of grabbing tons of items, sneak-drop kicking security and walking out.

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Give em that work, then head to the next store.
 
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I passed the VA State Troopers exam, and was about to do the second part, when my dad talked me out of it, for exactly this reason. I'm 5'3, and he gave me a scenario against two dudes who were 6'2. Spooked me out enough to withdraw my application.
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I see old women in their 50s and 60s in security guard uniforms on their way to and from work and I'm like that's somebody's grandmother.
 

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I passed the VA State Troopers exam, and was about to do the second part, when my dad talked me out of it, for exactly this reason. I'm 5'3, and he gave me a scenario against two dudes who were 6'2. Spooked me out enough to withdraw my application.
Can you recall the scenario :lupe:
 

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security at my walmart is non existent. one time i was leaving some cacs in front of me walk out the store, the alarm goes off, and nothing happens
i was like :mindblown:
then dude turned his head and hit me with the :youngsabo:. my mind was blown
I always wondered what a little woman was gonna do if I squared up in a 3-point stance.

Hell, half of security i've seen, big or not, aren't armed. You can grab stuff and if they say anything, light they ass up.

If I wasn't a good guy, I would probably make it a habit of grabbing tons of items, sneak-drop kicking security and walking out.

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Give em that work, then head to the next store.
At one of the walmart stores out here they literally have handicap people checking stuff. They get overwhelmed easily, i could put hella shyt in my cart and just walk out if i felt like it.
 

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At one of the walmart stores out here they literally have handicap people checking stuff. They get overwhelmed easily, i could put hella shyt in my cart and just walk out if i felt like it.
As long as you don't have anything terribly expensive, they won't fukk with you. During this holiday season, you can load a cart with groceries and dip.
You might not even get banned the first time. My last job we knew people stole on the regs, but what irritated me were people trying to hide it.

Open a box of condoms and leave the box stashed in an isle or taking a beer from a 6 pack and leaving the rest. Just take it all, bro, least the store
will be cleaner and customers won't have to see shyt like half drank bottles or candy wrappers tucked into the linens.

Big box stores like Walmart are easy to eat good off of if you mix stealing with buying.
 

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Can you recall the scenario :lupe:

Routine traffic stop. VA State Troopers tend to ride alone with no partner. One guy gets out, at my request (or not), and the other does too. Gun or not, it would be a tricky situation because if I don't fire, I have to handle two huge dudes on my own. If I do fire, I have to prove that it was necessary, and not because I was intimidated because of the possibility of being overpowered or shot.
 

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Routine traffic stop. VA State Troopers tend to ride alone with no partner. One guy gets out, at my request (or not), and the other does too. Gun or not, it would be a tricky situation because if I don't fire, I have to handle two huge dudes on my own. If I do fire, I have to prove that it was necessary, and not because I was intimidated because of the possibility of being overpowered or shot.
So you have to do the exact opposite of other officers who are larger, and usually only faced with one suspect:ohhh:

On the real though, half your problems would be solved with a projectile tazer and some BJJ classes.

You could be the hero they need, but not the one the deserve:mjcry:
 

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So you have to do the exact opposite of other officers who are larger, and usually only faced with one suspect:ohhh:

On the real though, half your problems would be solved with a projectile tazer and some BJJ classes.

You could be the hero they need, but not the one the deserve:mjcry:

True, but you know VA. They ain't about that taser life. They tryin' to shoot first and ask questions later.
 

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Routine traffic stop. VA State Troopers tend to ride alone with no partner. One guy gets out, at my request (or not), and the other does too. Gun or not, it would be a tricky situation because if I don't fire, I have to handle two huge dudes on my own. If I do fire, I have to prove that it was necessary, and not because I was intimidated because of the possibility of being overpowered or shot.
Yeah, considering your size you'd be hard pressed pacifying any situation without the use of some weapon which could result in you possibly using excessive force just based on the tense nature of the job. Or on the other hand because of your hypersensitivity to avoiding the use of excessive force you might give more leeway to person and end up making yourself vulnerable.
 

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True, but you know VA. They ain't about that taser life. They tryin' to shoot first and ask questions later.
:lolbron:Rubber bullets! You can run up and start firing then make arrests/stomp em out.

The biggest little asswhooper on the force. I think you should go for it again.:ld:
 
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