"Wonder Years" Reboot With Black Family in the Works at ABC, Lee Daniels to Produce

[thaKEAF]

Hell no

 

[Cat piss martini]

Let me guess the theme.
Little black boy molested by his
best friends father.
the female neighbor is crazy about him but he's confused
about what he likes.
gangbangers chase him home from school daily,
his father see's the wickedness and beats him.
his mama is a good white jesus fearing woman.
he likes to sew and make pretty dresses etc.
Dolemite voice: brotha....dont nobody want to see
no shyt like that.

 

[El Poyo Loco]

Kevin, Wendy and Paul will be in a poly relationship

Jack Arnold was not with the shyts

Was about to whoop Kevin's ass before everyone found out Winnie brother was killed in Vietnam

When Wayne wanted to join the army

Man was pissed off all the time he had Alka Seltzer everyday he came home from work

 

[Mike Ock]

"The Wonder Years" was already a great show. Some shyt can be left alone.

Wasn't "Everybody Hates Chris" a spin on the Wonder Years?

 

[TheNig]

anything with Lee Daniels is a hard pass

Gone be some gay shyt somewhere in this.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Everybody Hates Chris was pretty much the black Wonder Years reboot but better.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Wonder Years had the GOAT theme


Whaaaat would you dooo if I saaang out of tuuune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ear and i’ll sing you a song. I will try not to sing outta key
oh baby now



EDIT : Honorable Mention goes to CHEERS


fukk it somebody make a “what’s your favorite sitcom/show theme song”

I would do it, but ... welllll...you know

It's a GOAT level song. (wonder years theme/Joe Cocker's version of "with my friends")

shyt damn near gave me a religious experience first time I heard it as a kid.


edit: favorite themes are cheers, "Angela's Theme" from Taxi and "Without Us" from Family Ties, by Johnny Mathis and Niecey Williams

 

[Ahadi]

Just make a new show.

 

[FeverPitch2]

Winnie Cooper gonna be played by Billy Porter

 

[Mandarin Duck]

This the type of shyt I hear about and can't wait to read the Coli's take

 

[zerorequiem]

Anything with Lee Daniels involved is an automatic no for me breh.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Already know its gonna be some bulshyt. He writes like a white man who thinks he knows what black people are like.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

probably mother, father, daughter and a gay son

 

[tremonthustler1]

Let me guess the theme.
Little black boy molested by his
best friends father.
the female neighbor is crazy about him but he's confused
about what he likes.
gangbangers chase him home from school daily,
his father see's the wickedness and beats him.
his mama is a good white jesus fearing woman.
he likes to sew and make pretty dresses etc.
Dolemite voice: brotha....dont nobody want to see
no shyt like that.

and all the music Lee Daniels is gonna have rights to is 90s house and techno.


He gonna have kids rhythmically slapped to La Bouche

 

[El Bombi]

Why