So....
Goku aint get his ass BEAT the fukk down by Raditz... BEGS Picollo so kill them both...
Gets that UNGAWDLY HEAVENLY BEAT DOWN by King Vegeta.. first meeting.. has to be saved by yajairobe and krillin..and his son too..
Frieza gives his whole lineage the work but does nothing, krillin dies and ohh... super saiyan [first impression of him being a dead beat dad]
Dies from a heart disease... LOOL.. A virus and he dies.. maaaan, has to be saved by his future nephew...
Gets another UNGAWDLY ass beating by Cell fukking JUNIOR.. JUNIOR I TELL YOU... gives cell senzu bean to fukk up his SON [2nd impression of being a dead beat dad]
fukks chi-chi on his day off from the after life and leaves before the kid is born

dead beat dad...
Buu gives him that werkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Kid Buu gives him that WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRK SO BAD, He begs.. BEGS Vegeta to fuse with him on some gay shyt...
Abandons his family to train with an African...
^^^ Aaaaaaaaaand thats your hero...smh