what is a nice white man doing off the coast of Somalia?
who has more of a right to be in these waters?
i would only see this movie if cac hanks and his imperialist crew die

the evil pirates got their heads blown off by America's finest, and the sea captain is probably caking off the story





damn, i figured they were foreign actors 
"...and there's a conversation about this to be had more nuanced than "OMG! YOU DUMB FOOLS THINK EVERYTHING IS RACIST"...but we're in this weird place now where conversations about race in the context of historical racism, are somehow inherently racist themselves....so what can do you