word to the wise: hotels bars are dope

[john goodman]

one of my new weeknight hobbies

i'll walk over to a hotel around 11 and pick up some broad here for a convention...

my new thing is whenever i get the urge to jerk off i throw a suit on and bag a hotel slut instead

philly is popping off with conventions these days i've been eating good, if one hotel is wack there's like a million more

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

genius.

 

[john goodman]

you guys that don't live near big convention centers and hotels have no idea... we get busloads of bored hoes in philly every week

 

[M617]

i need to take advantage of that i dont know why i havent. Boston is always crawling with people from other areas here for whatever and we have sooo many hotels with nice bars in them.

do you go solo or with friends?

 

[john goodman]

i need to take advantage of that i dont know why i havent. Boston is always crawling with people from other areas here for whatever and we have sooo many hotels with nice bars in them.

do you go solo or with friends?

i can't let my friends know all the weird shyt i get into... plus they'd just fukk it up

typically it'll be a weeknight and i'm bored so i throw on a dope suit and walk 10 mins to a spot and order a manly ass drink, i'm batting like .700 it's ridic

goes like this:

women: are you here for the management conference?

me: na just had a long day at work, blowing off steam

women: blaa bla bla i'm from bla bla bla

me: do you have a room here ?

women: i'm married

me: ok

women: let's go

 

[flea]

i need to take advantage of that i dont know why i havent. Boston is always crawling with people from other areas here for whatever and we have sooo many hotels with nice bars in them.

do you go solo or with friends?

@ with friends. He aint got no mothafukking frieeends

 

[john goodman]

@ with friends. He aint got no mothafukking frieeends

don't worry you could never pull this off... you have to have classy swag to do it

 

[Nemesis]

Sanderson hotel Long bar >>>>>>>

 

[flea]

don't worry you could never pull this off... you have to have classy swag to do it

@ a whiteboy using the word swag. I bet u sound funny saying it.

 

[john goodman]

@ a whiteboy using the word swag. I bet u sound funny saying it.

i bet you look funny

 

[flea]

i bet you look funny

suck my a$$hole fakkit

 

[Numpsay]

I have to co-sign the OP. But besides hitting them up when the conventions are in town, another gold mine is figuring out which ones normally house flight attendants(normally near airport, but it can vary depending on length of their layover(don't ask me how I know that)).

Eat brehs..they come easy.

 

[john goodman]

I have to co-sign the OP. But besides hitting them up when the conventions are in town, another gold mine is figuring out which ones normally house flight attendants(normally near airport, but it can vary depending on length of their layover(don't ask me how I know that)).

Eat brehs..they come easy.

damn that's next level game

 

[RealestSinceKumbaya]

OP dropping gems, breh.

 

[Numpsay]

damn that's next level game

Its normally Marriott branded hotels from what I have experienced. And that was in a host of cities. Houston, Denver, Seattle, New Orleans etc....


Happy Hotel hunting breh...