Words/phrases that look funnier with the :shaq: smiley

[b. woods]

(in Shaq's voice) Would you suck the skin off this McNugget?

 

[Kitsune]

Let me check that fever, just sit tight and open wide for the thermometer

 

[ChrisDorner]

My grandmother just passed away

 

[Scotch Hall]

theres a snake in the house

your mom doesn't have to know

whats your favorite wacky d list

do you wanna see my wrestling figure collection

vanilla coke is back

 

[Shadow King]

I slept in this morning

It's about to rain

fukkwithmeuknoigotit

Jerked chicken

 

[Deadpool1986]

Girl how do you like your tube stake, just playing, you don't get a choice, your going to get it raw

 

[UpAndComing]

So your favorite flavor is chocolate?

 

[UpAndComing]

I'm gonna nut

you gonna pull out right?


nope

I love child support too

 

[ChrisDorner]

sassafrass

This shyt still gets me

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

This shyt still gets me

 

[SumBlackguyz]

Hello friend

 

[Flay Mayweather]

you want a massage

you got something on your face


I see you been working out

it's lightening outside, can I sleep in your bed?

 

[3rdLetter]

Girl how do you like your tube stake, just playing, you don't get a choice, your going to get it raw

boomshakalaka

 

[Groanman]

Doctor: "Sir! This is the 5th time this month you've been in here for a prostate exam."





Dude: "One mo' time."

 

[Renkz]

I was up all night

Want to go for a ride