Words that Uneducated People think are Words

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

dir'pect=disrespect

Yall ATL nikkas be wildin'

 

[Taadow]

If I hear someone say "(this word does not need to be capitalized) conversate" one mo' gain' (this apostrophe is at the wrong end of the word, sir.)

I amended this.

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

breh

 

[ineedsleep212]

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

I seen't it

 

[snikt6384]

I hate when people say "Now in days" as opposed to nowadays. Drives me mad.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

"Blessing in the skies"

 

[the mechanic]

I hear Amberlamps alot too

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

but on the real..'worser' is the only word that comes to mind

 

[SumBlackguyz]

but on the real..'worser' is the only word that comes to mind

my violent side comes forth whenever I hear someone use worse as worst, and vice versa.

"This headache is the worse"
"I've never had a headache that felt worst than this"

 

[The Nigerian]

There's a difference between misusing a word, and using a word that isn't a word. The topic of the thread is the ladder. You see?

*latter

 

[stealthbomber]

the south owns this thread

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I have heard a lot of black folks put an "S" at the end of a place of business (Resteraunt, Grocery store, mall or any kind of store)

For example 1 of my aunties would always say some shyt like, "let's all go eat at Sizzlers" or "I'm about to go get me some groceries from Safeways" or "you know they got a big sale down at WalMarts"

 

[JayBaldacci]

Solicitate/solicitating

 

[Killer Instinct]

"(blank)flipped the script and pulled a 360."

Not really a word, but I've heard people from all walks of life use it.