I don't even want to know where you plan to stick the dildo in you as a "tester".Hopefully they need to hire a tester
Working in a dildo factory
- Thread starter StraxStrax
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StraxStrax
I'm selling these fine leather jackets
The mental image of a cat with a mean mug and a firm grip on a dildo
so
God damn that vi is hilarious
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
@ that one nikka saying no homo everytime he clocks in
.... *cue Dame smiley* ...shiits going to be Pause to the 4th power
Recca Gatsby
LWO
What in the fukk....
I Love it!
Lmao!! One of my guilty pleasure is going on Amazon or adult online store websites and reading the sex toy reviews especially the dildos.
Oceanicpuppy
Superstar
Did ya'll see that heeldo video in the suggested videos? Women are putting dildos on their feet now?
Oceanicpuppy
Superstar
going to do this right now , thanks
Omg! Read the ones with the sex dolls. Lmao let me go find one.
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
40 of 45 people found the following review helpful
"Bounce Her & Up & Down for a Total Blast Off... Plus Her p*ssy Feels Just as Great as a Real Women Does When You...
By AmazonFan on March 16, 2014
Wow, she truly does feel fabulous. And a great bargain when compared to the cost of buying a Real doll for 0ver $2500 & more, not including the cost of shipping! Yes, the Real Dolls look absolutely stunningly & sexually attractive, However the removable p*ssy insert just does not feel realistic (claylike & very rigid) according to feedback reports.
I waited over a year to find a life-like & life-size silicon doll like this. Let me clarify... This doll does not have an adult size torso. Again don't expect her to compare to the torso size either the Real Doll Torso or a real lady.
Imagine a preteen torso with over developed teenage t*ts with a tight p*ssy & ass to accommodate the size of your rock-hard member & that's what you get. Expect nothing less but definitely don't expect her to have a life-size torso of a real lady.
Again picture a pre-teen torso with a perfect ass & oversized Teen t*ts. Pretend you're a nasty Santa & with a nasty horny female elve that wants to tease you while getting you off you by bouncing up & down in your lap on your meat stick.
Yes her p*ssy feels very real, the key is to lubricate your member with a water based lubricant ID Glide which is also sold by Amazon.
I prefer Vaseline, but it's petroleum based & allegedly degrades the silicone. So use your discretion.
What happens is that your lubricated member warms up the inner p*ssy of the love doll which slowly builds up a suction while gradually building up the sexual tension within your member. Relax & let go for an explosive orgasm.
The key is to always lubricate your member just as real lady needs it to get her p*ssy wet for mounting your ornament.
If your lazy then use a condom, as you must douche her after you have blasted your baby batter deep inside of her.
Here's How to Clean Her:
1st Order a rectal syringe by Faultless sold on Amazon.
Then Fill bathroom sink with hot water then dip the tip of the rectal syringe into water & squeeze bulb to fill with water. Now insert into either the anus or vagina to douche out your body fluids. Rinse & repeat until you feel she is cleaned. Should take less than 10 minutes to do everything, including drying her & treating her with Baby powder or cornstarch. Don't be lazy, always do this to prevent uncleanliness.
To greatly prolong your sexual investment or new sexual silicon sex partner you need to definitely order & use "Baby Powder" or Cornstarch (plain or with fragrance) to completely treat the Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR) or silicone as it will remove any stickiness& greatly extend the life of your pleasure investment.
I would especially do it before you have sex with it the 1st time. Treat her inner & outer skin. Just place her on a clean large size plastic garbage bag & reuse the bag to avoid making a mess.
The Baby Powder treatment neutralizes the stickiness of the silicone doll.
For the wig, I recommend you do the following:
1. Get hair piece tape sold on Amazon to attach wig & to prevent from falling off.
2. Put her hair in a ponytail just like a stripper. Get your wife, girlfriend or whoever can do it for you.
3. Spray a squirt of "Obsession by Calvin Klein" into her hair or any other ladies perfume which turns you on.
Btw, even though I did not purchase the Seduce Me Scarlet life like sex doll from Amazon, please say yes if my review truly helped clarify any issues or questions you may have had as it really motivates me to continually write reviews to help others like you who really want to know. The Amazon reviews have virtually always helped me.
40 of 45 people found the following review helpful
"Bounce Her & Up & Down for a Total Blast Off... Plus Her p*ssy Feels Just as Great as a Real Women Does When You...
By AmazonFan on March 16, 2014
Wow, she truly does feel fabulous. And a great bargain when compared to the cost of buying a Real doll for 0ver $2500 & more, not including the cost of shipping! Yes, the Real Dolls look absolutely stunningly & sexually attractive, However the removable p*ssy insert just does not feel realistic (claylike & very rigid) according to feedback reports.
I waited over a year to find a life-like & life-size silicon doll like this. Let me clarify... This doll does not have an adult size torso. Again don't expect her to compare to the torso size either the Real Doll Torso or a real lady.
Imagine a preteen torso with over developed teenage t*ts with a tight p*ssy & ass to accommodate the size of your rock-hard member & that's what you get. Expect nothing less but definitely don't expect her to have a life-size torso of a real lady.
Again picture a pre-teen torso with a perfect ass & oversized Teen t*ts. Pretend you're a nasty Santa & with a nasty horny female elve that wants to tease you while getting you off you by bouncing up & down in your lap on your meat stick.
Yes her p*ssy feels very real, the key is to lubricate your member with a water based lubricant ID Glide which is also sold by Amazon.
I prefer Vaseline, but it's petroleum based & allegedly degrades the silicone. So use your discretion.
What happens is that your lubricated member warms up the inner p*ssy of the love doll which slowly builds up a suction while gradually building up the sexual tension within your member. Relax & let go for an explosive orgasm.
The key is to always lubricate your member just as real lady needs it to get her p*ssy wet for mounting your ornament.
If your lazy then use a condom, as you must douche her after you have blasted your baby batter deep inside of her.
Here's How to Clean Her:
1st Order a rectal syringe by Faultless sold on Amazon.
Then Fill bathroom sink with hot water then dip the tip of the rectal syringe into water & squeeze bulb to fill with water. Now insert into either the anus or vagina to douche out your body fluids. Rinse & repeat until you feel she is cleaned. Should take less than 10 minutes to do everything, including drying her & treating her with Baby powder or cornstarch. Don't be lazy, always do this to prevent uncleanliness.
To greatly prolong your sexual investment or new sexual silicon sex partner you need to definitely order & use "Baby Powder" or Cornstarch (plain or with fragrance) to completely treat the Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR) or silicone as it will remove any stickiness& greatly extend the life of your pleasure investment.
I would especially do it before you have sex with it the 1st time. Treat her inner & outer skin. Just place her on a clean large size plastic garbage bag & reuse the bag to avoid making a mess.
The Baby Powder treatment neutralizes the stickiness of the silicone doll.
For the wig, I recommend you do the following:
1. Get hair piece tape sold on Amazon to attach wig & to prevent from falling off.
2. Put her hair in a ponytail just like a stripper. Get your wife, girlfriend or whoever can do it for you.
3. Spray a squirt of "Obsession by Calvin Klein" into her hair or any other ladies perfume which turns you on.
Btw, even though I did not purchase the Seduce Me Scarlet life like sex doll from Amazon, please say yes if my review truly helped clarify any issues or questions you may have had as it really motivates me to continually write reviews to help others like you who really want to know. The Amazon reviews have virtually always helped me.
the reviews be so detailed oriented lol
