Working in a dildo factory
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Byringo starron April 9, 2015
I was incredibly wet when this package arrived in the mail. I ran straight into my room, ripped off my diaper, and went to work. Holy cow this thing has a smooth glide. In and out it pumped with the greatest of ease. No lube needed. "OH RYAN!!!" i screamed as my legs quivered. The sensation was too intense to handle. I fell off of my bed, hit my head on my dresser, went unconscious, and woke up two hours later...Ryan still inside of me. That was this morning and I've been with Ryan 6-9 times since (depends on which hole you're counting, I turned Ryan into a little brown noser).
ByBADKARMAon April 4, 2015
OMG Ryan is the hottest! This is so life like. It is just hard enough with enough give to be the real deal. The skin really moves. I attach this to the tub, door, headboard and more. Use plenty of lube though because he likes to go deep. Definitely fills me up. Cant beat it for the price either. Orgasm after orgasm after orgasm he please me very well.
I was incredibly wet when this package arrived in the mail. I ran straight into my room, ripped off my diaper, and went to work. Holy cow this thing has a smooth glide. In and out it pumped with the greatest of ease. No lube needed. "OH RYAN!!!" i screamed as my legs quivered. The sensation was too intense to handle. I fell off of my bed, hit my head on my dresser, went unconscious, and woke up two hours later...Ryan still inside of me. That was this morning and I've been with Ryan 6-9 times since (depends on which hole you're counting, I turned Ryan into a little brown noser).
ByBADKARMAon April 4, 2015
OMG Ryan is the hottest! This is so life like. It is just hard enough with enough give to be the real deal. The skin really moves. I attach this to the tub, door, headboard and more. Use plenty of lube though because he likes to go deep. Definitely fills me up. Cant beat it for the price either. Orgasm after orgasm after orgasm he please me very well.
Oceanicpuppy
Superstar
Lol look at this one
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Great product
Verified Purchase
Great product, though I got a minor tear on the vagina's perineum. It isn't a big deal, it appears, since after repeated uses the toy still works as intended. And when I say it works as it intended ... gosh darn it all, this thing is a monster of pleasure. This is my second sex toy - after a fleshlight - and it's something I never thought I'd buy - ever. But curiosity pulled me in (literally), and I'm extremely satisfied to have purchased such a product.
First of all, the vaginal opening and the anus feel different, where the latter is tighter than the former.
Second, the faux-flesh and the toy itself feels incredible for something so modestly priced! You can grab onto it, slap it, jiggle it around, and the weight (7lb) lets you prop it up on top of or against anything and play with it, without knocking over. Additionally, if you stick your finger inside the hole inside the small of the toy's back, it increases the suction you feel when you enter and exit either of the holes.
Third, and finally, its relatively easy to maintain this toy. If you let it sit in a well-ventilated area with sunlight, tilted at an angle so that water drips out of the hole that comes out of the small of the toy's back, it dries pretty fast. Coupled with the fact that it's pretty firm and heavy, it doesn't sag or slip due to inclines, allowing moisture inside the firmly shaped vaginal and anal canals to dry out easily. (Who knew 7 Pound Fake p*ssy was that high maintenance)
The only thing that I don't like about this toy, is that it makes a lot of noise while you're using it. But that's about it. Other than that, this is an excellent product that's modestly priced and worth every penny.
Oceanicpuppy
Superstar
Byringo starron April 9, 2015
I was incredibly wet when this package arrived in the mail. I ran straight into my room, ripped off my diaper, and went to work.Holy cow this thing has a smooth glide. In and out it pumped with the greatest of ease. No lube needed. "OH RYAN!!!" i screamed as my legs quivered. The sensation was too intense to handle. I fell off of my bed, hit my head on my dresser, went unconscious, and woke up two hours later...Ryan still inside of me. That was this morning and I've been with Ryan 6-9 times since (depends on which hole you're counting, I turned Ryan into a little brown noser).
ByBADKARMAon April 4, 2015
OMG Ryan is the hottest! This is so life like. It is just hard enough with enough give to be the real deal. The skin really moves. I attach this to the tub, door, headboard and more. Use plenty of lube though because he likes to go deep. Definitely fills me up. Cant beat it for the price either. Orgasm after orgasm after orgasm he please me very well.
StraxStrax
I'm selling these fine leather jackets
:airbud:
BlackAchilles
Veteran
I hear there's one opening in Lancaster PA ... Bringin blue collar work back on American soil 
ThatTruth777
Superstar
that last shot , pulling a bunch of dikks out of the water like they're a bunch of bananas still on the root stem
reading the reviews.. welcome to the internet.. 
, pulling a bunch of dikks out of the water like they're a bunch of bananas still on the root stem reading the reviews
.. welcome to the internet..
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StraxStrax
I'm selling these fine leather jackets
So good
zaddy
Rookie
gross
The music tho
Lana del Rey
Only the ocean can separate us....
That looks like a fun job lol them sizes are a little bit too big for me though.
In that case u may have come across mine
