World Wrestling Entertainment Presents: Night of Fukkery 2013

[CJ]

@ at the day D-Bry wins the belt for real and the crowd is sitting there like

 

[dh86]

@ at the day D-Bry wins the belt for real and the crowd is sitting there like

Probably their plan. I wish the WWE board banned their high ranking officials from the tv

 

[Project Downtime]

@ at the day D-Bry wins the belt for real and the crowd is sitting there like

Were we watching the same show?

Orton looked pretty bad throughout the whole thing so far. He was handed the belt by HHH, always got the upperhand on Bryan with help, lost to Bryan in a 1 on 1 match on a fast count that he didn't sell kicking out of anyway.

Orton looks worse now than he ever has. But he did beat Cody & Goldust, who they said on commentary during the match hadn't wrestled in 3 years. It was an inside bury job by HHH to bury Orton & get himself over as a heel.

Guessing wrestling outside the WWE don't count.

 

[CJ]

Were we watching the same show?

After it gets stripped tonight, is what I meant.

 

[Project Downtime]

Axel vs. Kofi was decent, Orton vs. Bryan was the best, Divas match was decent; nothing special, but nothing boring. Miz/Fandango was the worst.

IMO, the Divas match would have been better, if Miz/Fandango was either dropped or shorten. Not enough time for the fatal four way.

ADR vs. RVD was good.

 

[Project Downtime]

Just watched NOC

- Crowd was dead...Low Winter Sun for real

- I hate that AJ is making me like her more

- Dolph Dawg continues to be screwed....mercy Coke Boy, he was just frustrated, he did'nt mean it

- D Bry about to get fukked over again

The crickets that Axel came out to TWICE was sad and funny at the same time. Someone backstage needs to smarten up and strip him of the title ASAP!

They way AJ is being booked, her eventual title lost is going to be epic fukkery

Dolph = Master Seller

 

[Magneto=Greatness]

Right, get out the house and get you some air. Its a big world out there

I wrote a song with my crayons, its called Erik's Room.






uh, cups of the fruit punch
family didnt take me out for lunch
silktheshocker out here sucking dikk
guess his girl don't have time to kick it no more
anti depressant meds in the morning
why you quoting me if im so unimportant?
i've been thinking of nacho vidal so much
that I'ma call him anyway and say
fukk that gimmick nygga that you love so bad
I know you still think about the times we never had
I say fukk that goofball nikka that you think you found
And since you picked up im goin silkthestalk you know...oohhhhhhhhwwhooaa
(Are you autisming? right now?)

I'm just sayin' silk, you could post better
tell me have you heard that lately
I'm just sayin' silk you could post better
And I'll start hatin', only if you make me

I think I'm addicted to naked pictchas of brats fukkin gimmick nyggas
And sittin talkin' 'bout slimey bytches
That I'll never haaaaaave
being a virgin I'll neva get the monsta
Outta the brats sites my credit cards I sponsor til it all goes baaad
But shyt it's all good
I threw a party yeah I threw a party
nobody came over but I still threw a party
I was just calling cause brazzers pass was just leaving
talk to me please silk, don't have much to believe in
I need you right now, are you down to listen to me
too many gimmick nyggas have been picking on meeeee

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Best matches of the night so I can speed thru the ppv?

 

[Project Downtime]

The funniest thing about the fast count (and probably what people will hook on to when defending this for the storyline's sake) is that Orton was in no way, shape, or form getting up from that knee. It was a legit three count that they made to look like a cheap, tainted victory.

Just like someone else in the thread said, Reverse Starrcade 1997.

Wasn't there fast counting during one of Ass-xel's matches? The one with Punk, Heyman, and Ryback?

 

[DoubleJ13]

Guessing wrestling outside the WWE don't count.

Not to people who only watch WWE.

I mean just the way that makes Orton look to people randomly watching, that the WWE champion who they referred to as the face of the WWE having problems beating a guy who they tell you hasn't wrestled in 3 years.

 

[Project Downtime]

Not to people who only watch WWE.

I mean just the way that makes Orton look to people randomly watching, that the WWE champion who they referred to as the face of the WWE having problems beating a guy who they tell you hasn't wrestled in 3 years.

One of the many ways the WWE stays fukking itself over.

Why even bother building up Randy, when a unnecessary random booking/match is going to make him look very weak. There were at least 50-11 way to book Cody off the roster for his short vacation.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I miss Cena Orton is nyquil status

 

[Silkk]

I wrote a song with my crayons, its called Erik's Room.






uh, cups of the fruit punch
family didnt take me out for lunch
silktheshocker out here sucking dikk
guess his girl don't have time to kick it no more
anti depressant meds in the morning
why you quoting me if im so unimportant?
i've been thinking of nacho vidal so much
that I'ma call him anyway and say
fukk that gimmick nygga that you love so bad
I know you still think about the times we never had
I say fukk that goofball nikka that you think you found
And since you picked up im goin silkthestalk you know...oohhhhhhhhwwhooaa
(Are you autisming? right now?)

I'm just sayin' silk, you could post better
tell me have you heard that lately
I'm just sayin' silk you could post better
And I'll start hatin', only if you make me

I think I'm addicted to naked pictchas of brats fukkin gimmick nyggas
And sittin talkin' 'bout slimey bytches
That I'll never haaaaaave
being a virgin I'll neva get the monsta
Outta the brats sites my credit cards I sponsor til it all goes baaad
But shyt it's all good
I threw a party yeah I threw a party
nobody came over but I still threw a party
I was just calling cause brazzers pass was just leaving
talk to me please silk, don't have much to believe in
I need you right now, are you down to listen to me
too many gimmick nyggas have been picking on meeeee

This some sad shyt. You need a father figure

 

[SAJ!!]

The crickets that Axel came out to TWICE was sad and funny at the same time. Someone backstage needs to smarten up and strip him of the title ASAP!

They way AJ is being booked, her eventual title lost is going to be epic fukkery

Dolph = Master Seller

Kofi should have taken that title. The Axel experiment has failed.

Can't wait to see R=G's reaction when AJ loses. She got exposed in that match.

No argument there. Dolph is being made an example of.

 

[Project Downtime]

Kofi should have taken that title. The Axel experiment has failed.

Can't wait to see R=G's reaction when AJ loses. She got exposed in that match.

No argument there. Dolph is being made an example of.

Agree. Ass-xel needs to return to jobber status.

True. AJ needs to drop it to either Nattie or Naomi.

Wonder who Dolph piss off recently?