World’s smallest penis — here’s how it impacts dating and sex

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Respect to him for owning it. I was at a friend’s party and she had all walks of life in there. Tons of pretty girls everywhere.

A white dude who was definitely drunk started blurting out he’s the best p*ssy eater in the party because he has to be. One of the girls yelled out “why” and then he pulled down his pants and exposed himself and yelled “because I have a micro penis”. Everyone started roaring with laughter.

Dude turned in a circle showing it off and it was hard to be an offended because you couldn’t see anything really. Just pubic hair and a little nub of flesh.

That stunt worked because two of the girls were chatting him up afterwards. I went to the bedroom and smashed my girl at the time. I think everyone had fun that night.
 

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Nothing to be done for his condition? I can imagine he has had moments where he wanted to commit that cause this is no way to live for a man,no meaningful physical relationships, ridicule from people, low self esteem, it has to be a difficult way to live a full life.

if you have a micropenis, maybe he should transition to becoming a woman, since his genitalia is damn near a vagina already.
 

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Respect to him for owning it. I was at a friend’s party and she had all walks of life in there. Tons of pretty girls everywhere.

A white dude who was definitely drunk started blurting out he’s the best p*ssy eater in the party because he has to be. One of the girls yelled out “why” and then he pulled down his pants and exposed himself and yelled “because I have a micro penis”. Everyone started roaring with laughter.

Dude turned in a circle showing it off and it was hard to be an offended because you couldn’t see anything really. Just pubic hair and a little nub of flesh.

That stunt worked because two of the girls were chatting him up afterwards. I went to the bedroom and smashed my girl at the time. I think everyone had fun that night.
TF kinda parties you nikkas be going to :gucci:
 
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