Worst food poisoning experiences?

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Sitting here stomach feeling a bit nasty because of this new pre workout Iam taking in the gym almost shyt myself doing squats earlier,that Iam now throwing the fukking pre workout in the trash, got me reminiscing about my worst ever food poisoning experience.

food poisoning on a ferry on the english channel travelling to hamburg. The sea was also rough, and it wasn't just me who came down with it, loads of other passengers did, I had to get out the cabin area because the entire place stunk of sick and shyt the floor was covered in vomit the toilet was fukked ,completely fukked ,you could hear people moaning,crying and retching in the cabins. I was lying in a foetal position on the carpet around the arcade machines puking my guts out. I just lay there as all whole place was chaos,one person fell over me Then a group of drunken guys saw me lying there and thought I was drunk and were shouting 'oi oi saveloy' and offering me more drink and then they must have taken pity on me as they carried me to a couch in the bar,which I shyt my pants on and threw up all over.

.One guy slipped in the cabin trying to make it to the toilet and knocked himself out,in the cabin next door to mine, blood all over the place. By morning the ships doctor found me and gave me a load of anti sickness pills to take ,it knocked me out soundly they were little blue pills whatever they were , and I was so drugged up I hardly remember hamburg.I remember my friend had to help me in the shower because I had shyt myself before we got off the boat for some fresh air

On the way home I was passed out as well.My friend who I was sharing a cabin with, was hit by it as well but not as bad as me. Our cabin looked like a slaughter house so we just lay on seats in the bar on the way home {not drinking that was furtherest from our minds), staring at the TV not really talking, we were in shock. I was so drugged up I could hardly talk

The whole thing was a complete nightmare and I will never ever in my life step on a boat again,I almost kissed the ground when I arrived back in the UK . That might sound dramatic but you had to be there to witness it.
 

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Ate a double cheeseburger from burger king in a food court, then, when me n my nikkas was out that night celebrating my 21st bday.

Ate a cupcake my ex gave me earlier that day.

Stopped at checkers and got 2 cheesburgers later that night.

Wokeup the next morning with food poisoning throwing up and have liquid diarrhea :scust:

Spend ya 21st with food poising brehs
 

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When I was like 12. Got crab cakes from silver diner. Never had them before, grew up vegetarian.

fukked me up for 2 days. I can still smell the tomatoes. on the sandwich.

I don't eat tomatoes till this day.
 

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Didn't bake chicken right and got salmonella

Was fukked up almost a week

Finally got over it :whew:

Then like 2 weeks later my dumbass bakes chicken at the same temperature :mjcry:

Yea I'm prolly the only human ever to have the shyt twice in the same month :snoop:
 
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ate a uncooked chicken last time i got drunk and had a routine bloodtest like a week later. dr told me i had enough chicken virus in my system to kill a man but for some reason my body had just chemicalized it and used it as nutrients, like my shyt was too potent brehs.
 

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When teaching myself to cook I ate some undercooked chicken; was shytting blood, felt so weak I could barely stand at one point, and lost 5 lbs in as many days, it was rough
 

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Sitting here stomach feeling a bit nasty because of this new pre workout Iam taking in the gym almost shyt myself doing squats earlier,that Iam now throwing the fukking pre workout in the trash, got me reminiscing about my worst ever food poisoning experience.

food poisoning on a ferry on the english channel travelling to hamburg. The sea was also rough, and it wasn't just me who came down with it, loads of other passengers did, I had to get out the cabin area because the entire place stunk of sick and shyt the floor was covered in vomit the toilet was fukked ,completely fukked ,you could hear people moaning,crying and retching in the cabins. I was lying in a foetal position on the carpet around the arcade machines puking my guts out. I just lay there as all whole place was chaos,one person fell over me Then a group of drunken guys saw me lying there and thought I was drunk and were shouting 'oi oi saveloy' and offering me more drink and then they must have taken pity on me as they carried me to a couch in the bar,which I shyt my pants on and threw up all over.

.One guy slipped in the cabin trying to make it to the toilet and knocked himself out,in the cabin next door to mine, blood all over the place. By morning the ships doctor found me and gave me a load of anti sickness pills to take ,it knocked me out soundly they were little blue pills whatever they were , and I was so drugged up I hardly remember hamburg.I remember my friend had to help me in the shower because I had shyt myself before we got off the boat for some fresh air

On the way home I was passed out as well.My friend who I was sharing a cabin with, was hit by it as well but not as bad as me. Our cabin looked like a slaughter house so we just lay on seats in the bar on the way home {not drinking that was furtherest from our minds), staring at the TV not really talking, we were in shock. I was so drugged up I could hardly talk

The whole thing was a complete nightmare and I will never ever in my life step on a boat again,I almost kissed the ground when I arrived back in the UK . That might sound dramatic but you had to be there to witness it.
:picard: Jesus man.



Wendy's gave me food poisoning a long time ago, lost so much weight my dad thought I was on drugs.
 

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Ain't never been through it, personally, but I watched a co-worker cycle through various tiers of Agony when he caught fish poisoning.

That's why I'm super cautious of the fish I eat and who provides it.
 
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