Sitting here stomach feeling a bit nasty because of this new pre workout Iam taking in the gym almost shyt myself doing squats earlier,that Iam now throwing the fukking pre workout in the trash, got me reminiscing about my worst ever food poisoning experience.
food poisoning on a ferry on the english channel travelling to hamburg. The sea was also rough, and it wasn't just me who came down with it, loads of other passengers did, I had to get out the cabin area because the entire place stunk of sick and shyt the floor was covered in vomit the toilet was fukked ,completely fukked ,you could hear people moaning,crying and retching in the cabins. I was lying in a foetal position on the carpet around the arcade machines puking my guts out. I just lay there as all whole place was chaos,one person fell over me Then a group of drunken guys saw me lying there and thought I was drunk and were shouting 'oi oi saveloy' and offering me more drink and then they must have taken pity on me as they carried me to a couch in the bar,which I shyt my pants on and threw up all over.
.One guy slipped in the cabin trying to make it to the toilet and knocked himself out,in the cabin next door to mine, blood all over the place. By morning the ships doctor found me and gave me a load of anti sickness pills to take ,it knocked me out soundly they were little blue pills whatever they were , and I was so drugged up I hardly remember hamburg.I remember my friend had to help me in the shower because I had shyt myself before we got off the boat for some fresh air
On the way home I was passed out as well.My friend who I was sharing a cabin with, was hit by it as well but not as bad as me. Our cabin looked like a slaughter house so we just lay on seats in the bar on the way home {not drinking that was furtherest from our minds), staring at the TV not really talking, we were in shock. I was so drugged up I could hardly talk
The whole thing was a complete nightmare and I will never ever in my life step on a boat again,I almost kissed the ground when I arrived back in the UK . That might sound dramatic but you had to be there to witness it.
food poisoning on a ferry on the english channel travelling to hamburg. The sea was also rough, and it wasn't just me who came down with it, loads of other passengers did, I had to get out the cabin area because the entire place stunk of sick and shyt the floor was covered in vomit the toilet was fukked ,completely fukked ,you could hear people moaning,crying and retching in the cabins. I was lying in a foetal position on the carpet around the arcade machines puking my guts out. I just lay there as all whole place was chaos,one person fell over me Then a group of drunken guys saw me lying there and thought I was drunk and were shouting 'oi oi saveloy' and offering me more drink and then they must have taken pity on me as they carried me to a couch in the bar,which I shyt my pants on and threw up all over.
.One guy slipped in the cabin trying to make it to the toilet and knocked himself out,in the cabin next door to mine, blood all over the place. By morning the ships doctor found me and gave me a load of anti sickness pills to take ,it knocked me out soundly they were little blue pills whatever they were , and I was so drugged up I hardly remember hamburg.I remember my friend had to help me in the shower because I had shyt myself before we got off the boat for some fresh air
On the way home I was passed out as well.My friend who I was sharing a cabin with, was hit by it as well but not as bad as me. Our cabin looked like a slaughter house so we just lay on seats in the bar on the way home {not drinking that was furtherest from our minds), staring at the TV not really talking, we were in shock. I was so drugged up I could hardly talk
The whole thing was a complete nightmare and I will never ever in my life step on a boat again,I almost kissed the ground when I arrived back in the UK . That might sound dramatic but you had to be there to witness it.






Jesus man.