Super Ramon
Banned
My homeboy hits my phone and says he knows this job that’s doing interviews and hiring on the spot and says lets go check it out. I’m like o word 
. I already had a job but it was part time so I was trying get something full time. So I throw on some interview clothes and we head out to far as Waldorf. On the way there I keep asking my homie what kinda job is this and he keep saying idk but my homie just got hired. (Red flag 1 
). When we finally get there its in one of those plain ass buildings with no signs. We walk to the front door where the directory was at and to look for the room we suppose to go to and it says Vector 
(Red flag 2). We I seen this I already knew this job was some bullshyt and I was trying go 
but my homie like naw lets give it a chance 
.
We walk in the office and there is about 5 other people in there. This cac comes out and greets us and says I’m going to give a short presentation on what Vector is. He turned on this slideshow for us and it was talking bout we would be selling knives to people
. This shyt went on for like 45 minutes 
. The other people that where there came with paper and where taking notes. When he finished he said he was going to start interviews in the back 2 at a time. He took the first 2 in the back and I was like fukk this I’m out 
but my homie was like naw breh wait a minute I’m trying see if we get it or not 
.
Me: wtf
breh u know this job some bullshyt!?
Him: Yea but I wanna finish it out strong and make my momma proud
Me: Ight fukk it
The cac calls us to the back for the interview. During the interview my homie couldn’t stop laughing
in the cac face. After bout 6 mins of him talking bullshyt he pauses for bout 10 seconds like this 
...... then says
Congratulations you both would be great part of this team. He shook both our hands and said when are you guys ready to start? We told him Monday. (Interview was on a Saturday).
After that we left and go back to the car and I’m like
Me: Call yo man so I can tell him how shytty this job is
Him: Ight hold up
He calls and puts him on speakerphone.
My homie:
bruh fukk kinda job you putting me on with?
Him:
I know bruh. He said If I referred somebody I could get a bonus
My homie: O my bad bruh
Him: nikka don’t ever yell at me while I’m trying to help you out
My homie: my bad
Me:
. I already had a job but it was part time so I was trying get something full time. So I throw on some interview clothes and we head out to far as Waldorf. On the way there I keep asking my homie what kinda job is this and he keep saying idk but my homie just got hired. (Red flag 1 ). When we finally get there its in one of those plain ass buildings with no signs. We walk to the front door where the directory was at and to look for the room we suppose to go to and it says Vector (Red flag 2). We I seen this I already knew this job was some bullshyt and I was trying go but my homie like naw lets give it a chance . We walk in the office and there is about 5 other people in there. This cac comes out and greets us and says I’m going to give a short presentation on what Vector is. He turned on this slideshow for us and it was talking bout we would be selling knives to people
. This shyt went on for like 45 minutes . The other people that where there came with paper and where taking notes. When he finished he said he was going to start interviews in the back 2 at a time. He took the first 2 in the back and I was like fukk this I’m out but my homie was like naw breh wait a minute I’m trying see if we get it or not . Me: wtf
breh u know this job some bullshyt!?Him: Yea but I wanna finish it out strong and make my momma proud
Me: Ight fukk it
The cac calls us to the back for the interview. During the interview my homie couldn’t stop laughing
in the cac face. After bout 6 mins of him talking bullshyt he pauses for bout 10 seconds like this ...... then saysCongratulations you both would be great part of this team. He shook both our hands and said when are you guys ready to start? We told him Monday. (Interview was on a Saturday).
After that we left and go back to the car and I’m like
Me: Call yo man so I can tell him how shytty this job is
Him: Ight hold up
He calls and puts him on speakerphone.
My homie:
bruh fukk kinda job you putting me on with?Him:
I know bruh. He said If I referred somebody I could get a bonus My homie: O my bad bruh
Him: nikka don’t ever yell at me while I’m trying to help you out
My homie: my bad
Me:
.
) nothing but a bunch of dressed down frumpy cac broads applying for collections and AP gigs, I'm in there suit n tie looking for staff accountant role or better. Goofball young cac director comes out and takes me in the back and after fumbling around room to room finds an empty room to conduct interview as evidently all the "directors" didn't have their own offices. During interview I'm talking about my experience and related skills im get blank stares from this moron (I remember looking at him funny during interview, dummy got french cuffs with no tie or jacket, not as bad as a tuxedo but it just seemed out of place in financial field lol). I'm talking quickbooks, sap, linear regression analysis, and audit/attestation. This fool gone ask me about Excel and pivot charts, what the fukk that shyt is elementary. 
Sick of that shyt breh,, the entire hiring process is CAC,,,, shyt be like this in corporate for me
