Fake titties are pretty rare in mobile strip clubs so once when i seen a hoe wit em instead of a lapdance i just paid her to let me fondle them and rub them in my face
Seen a stripper with a catsuit on because that p*ssy was tainted with some disease
you right about the portuese i fukked that up. but she new exactly what we were saying there are a lot of common words.
...i was 23-24 at the time...i had a young face but how is it good business to insult your patron, who had a bulging wallet, and who's trying to spend some gotdamn bills on these hoes and drinks...i left heated after about a half hour in there..the only time i left a strip club angry
I have way more good experiences than bad ones but...
Me and three of my friends piled into my little car and went to Harlem Knights on the Northside of Houston. If you dont know about Harlem Knights it was one of the most ratchet anything goes strip clubs in Houston. So we get in and we chilling and the girl comes up to me and shes telling me everything I want to hear about how she'll suck my dikk in the private room , etc. and I wasnt interest, she wasnt my type and I got a bad vibe from her so I said, Na Im chilling. She leaves and does a lap around the room, but comes back with her friend that was more my type and they talk to my homies, Alex and Kyle on my left. I dont know what they said but all four of them head to the private rooms. So Alex is in the private room with the girl I was liking and they hear "bytch GIVE ME MY GODDAMN MONEY!!!" They hear the commotion and somebody getting drug out of the strip club. He and the stripper are laughing and Alex tells her, Some nikkas just dont know how to act. He gets done and when he's heading from the private room he was wondering were Kyle was while still joking with the stripper about how the one dude had gotten thrown out. Soon as he got to the front lobby, the girl behind the desk said, "Yo friend dont know how to act" It was Kyle that got his ass thrown out the strip club because he paid the chick I got the bad vibe from twenty dollars to go to the private room and believed he was gonna get some head for that same twenty. When the chick refused and asked for more money he went off and that's when the bouncers came and got him and tossed him out. We head outside and this nikka is about to fight three nikkas, we talk it out and agree to leave after being there less than 30 minutes
First dudes I know of to get kicked out of Harlem Knights
The next day we were riding to Denny's and I see the little kids trying to raise money for little league football, I hand the little nikkas all my 1's and tell them yall little nikkas better win. I think they went undefeated
