Worst thing someone said to you during sex?

[Nasty_Nate]

Well what did you say?

"Yes"

 

[ReggieFlare]

"I fukked your mom just like this"

 

[Kenny West]

My first girl I lost my virginity to n shyt. I was gifted in missionary and had a little machine gun stroke for when she ride.

But the learning curve for giving backshots

I hit that hard wall of the p*ssy while hittin it from the back one time shyt hurt both of us. She grabbed her stomach, straight turned around and looked me in the eye and said "you aint hittin it right "

nikkas was like ....

She aint let me even attempt backstrokes for like a month Come to think of it, that whole 2+ year relationship my back shot game was on E. I'm lucky I aint hit any ratchets immediately after we broke up. The clowning would be biblical

My next chick was a skinny chick wit a tight deep p*ssy. Best p*ssy I ever had to this day. Got my back shot game on now.

 

[matthew2777]

"im on my period i think"

me: "oh well"

 

[Blue Ant]

"Now go back to work."

 

[Ricky Church]

I remember back in the day the second time I ever had sexx in my life and me and this bytch is going at it (no condoms mind you) p*ssy was feeling great, so she got on top of me and 2 minutes later I couldn't hold it no more. came right in the bytch. I told her and she said "already?"

I looked at her like "you know I'm new to this right?"

got up and headed to the pharmacy and made her pay for that plan b pill. I was like

 

[snakes&suits]

hahah the first time i had sex. ha

I was so excited i couldnt find any condoms i just said fukk it went raw. so i started and thought my dikk was in and i started pumpin like she was like your not in yet i was like look down and i was just sliding between her butt and the silk sheets below! but when i actually put it inside i waslike

 

[Da Jungles]

I've never had anything bad said during sex, but off the top this was probably the worst before sex.


Stripper: NO BLACK GUYS


Homies:


Me:

 

[YouMadd?]

Me:"Im to drunk too stay hard with this condom on"

Her:"Bye"

 

[Relldaproblem]

Her: Wrong hole

Me: keeps stroking

Rell Shyt

 

[Black]

"Is my p*ssy loose"

 

[Da Jungles]

Damn...I just remembered some shyt that was bad DURING sex. It wasn't anything she said, it was what she did.


dikk: *Goes limp*


Prostitute: *Laughs*


Me:

 

[Ain't That Something]

fukk me like my daddy. Didnt know whether she meant to say fu

ck me daddy. But that shyt did kinda creep me out.

 

[Kenny West]

Damn...I just remembered some shyt that was bad DURING sex. It wasn't anything she said, it was what she did.


dikk: *Goes limp*


Prostitute: *Laughs*


Me:

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar for your use of smileys and are deserving of this green rep.

 

[Jone2three45]

The worst I've had said to me was let me know when you are about to cum, I was like child please. The worst thing I said is b***h why you farted?