WORST thing you've done so far on GTA V?

[Steve Piffler]

Lil man got him that lap dance yet?

not yet, but when it happens, i imagine their reactions to it to go like this:

my 15 year old:
my 12 year old:

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Your 12 year old probably already in on the sneak tip.

 

[Steve Piffler]

Your 12 year old probably already in on the sneak tip.

if he is.

i know i was....

 

[GhettoTeK]

followed women from the boardwalk then stabbing them, ran over a dear, ran over tonya cause she spoke on me and tanishas relationship stabbed Jesus in the neck killed a mine just before now I'm going to burn people with gasoline then head to the strip club and burn some strippers

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

smh.....cac exposed

only a cac would feel bad about shooting dogs but have no problems about killing black people

 

[MenacingMonk]

This morning I was GTAing some Mexican's car. He got feisty and got a few shots on me. I ended him knocking him out. I wasn't done.

I pulled out a pistol and gave him 1 in the head.

Then I poured gas on him and lit him up. Dude was extra crispy.















Then I ran him over to make sure he was finished.

 

[jaguar paw]

i thought it was more of a fake facebook

They were taking shots at Facebook/Google ...

That Life Invader office looks exactly like Google's HQ

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[b. woods]

Franklin's outfits were starting to look so I went to the nearest SubUrban and while I'm walking in 2 gooks were robbing the place. So the retail worker tells me to chase after them and I go and get the money back The girl was so grateful she said next time I go I get 25% off So I'm trying buy clothes and bytch starts screaming and hits the panic alarm and I get 3 stars on me So I kill every single person in and around the store. I give the cops that work and went to every SubUrban in the city and killed all them motherfukkers. Next day I go and buy clothes but those dudes never gave me my 25% off. fukk SubUrban and anybody that loves them

I was just walking around when some chick gets robbed at the ATM. I chase this sucka down about four blocks and my heart start pounding (didnt even know about that shyt). So i pulled out my pistol and silenced that nikka. Grabbed the guap and walked back to the chick, she say thanks and just walk off, no reward or nothing..... so i capped that bytch in the back of her dome piece and made off with half a rack

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[A.V.]

They were taking shots at Facebook/Google ...

That Life Invader office looks exactly like Google's HQ

Took shots at all of America / Capitalism in general. shyt's Til you sit back and be like

 

[Dark Knyght]

Those 3 stars are a bytch, I flew a helicopter over a military base and they blew me up with missiles!

They wouldve shot your ass out the sky even without the stars. its a no-fly zone

 

[Killer Instinct]

This young couple was absolutely wasted out in Blaine County. I offered to give them a lift as Trevor. They start going at in the back and after awhile realized I wasn't taking them to their motel. Dropped 'em off at that religious Altruist Cult with the old people for about $2,000. Girl was sobbing and god only knows wtf they did to them, but I got paid. I felt like shyt afterwards, though.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

I was walking from the Grove Street lockup when I saw two mark ass Ballas sitting at the gas station, i ran up and swung on one and ended up knocking out both nikkas with one punch (don't even ask me how)

Cops came to break up the fight and i baited them into driving straight into the pumps killing everyone in sight besides me and one other dude who was then crushed by debris....i took that nikkas money then made it rain on ho's with my newly accrued murder stacks.

 

[BrothaZay]

I just kicked a dog

 

[Foxy]

I found a dog while walking around with Trevor and kicked him or her