Worst things that happened to you during school(JHS,HS,College)

[Tunez]

Threw up in class in 4th grade. My mom knew I was sick I told her, she didnt believe me, I was blame her for this

I was taking the train to my high school it was a hot day I had my sweater on, I started to feel very hot maybe sweating too. I decided to get off next stop and go home, I get off wait get on another train next thing I know my stomach started swirling around I had to get off the train

Get off at Jackson ave on the 2 train (I will never forget this) I make sure the coast is clear let it all out Some lady might have saw me she came up to me handed me a tissue

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

In 12th grade (2013) I was arguing with this Bosnian guy in English class and everyone else was talking
Then as soon as it gets quiet I was still arguing with dude and I said fukk you Hasmir

The teacher heard me so he said he was going to write me up then I said ok (when you he written up you get in school suspension and the teacher was mad chill, he let's is bring pillows and stuff)

But anyways a few days later my dad was like I need your help lets go to the dump, and while were driving down 95 my dad asked "how was English class?"

In my head I was cussin n shyt I was like "this nikka snitched on me!" Wtf

The in school suspension was fun though, slept, ate, watched a few movies on the laptop

 

[HoLLaBaCK]

During the 8th grade we had a sub for gym, he took us to the auditorium to watch a movie. Once we got there we saw there was a group from the girls gym already in there, So now you got 2 classes in there with 2 subs so of course we are acting up.

A bunch of us start playing manhunt in the auditorium. I'm up on the stage behind the curtain and I see one of the dudes spot me...so I hall ass thru the curtain not realizing there was a rope on the bottom of the curtain, I ran thru so face and tripped so hard that my momentum took me clear over the stage and landed face first right in front of the stage. I didn't cry or anything I just sat in front of the stage with the on breathing deeply to keep front crying. The laughter I heard in that room was a sound I will never forget .

Years later in high school we had a sub and everybody is chilling sitting around talking shyt and someone just says "ey remember when ----- fell in the auditorium". The nikka didn't even complete the comment yet b4 I had the face and knew what was coming. I don't even know if that nikka was even there that day but that ether burned so slow...I played it off though I figured it would be better to be in on the joke...So I tell the story and people are laughing I got a couple "oh poor baby's" and pitty head rubs from some fine hoes in the class. It turned out to be a good thing because it broke the ice with this girl from class I left class kicking it to her made sure to give dude the / combo on the way out.

 

[USSInsiders]

Spoiler

Jesus Christ, man. Again, don't read this if you don't want to be depressed

Spoiler

I warned you. The Newton Massacre

what's depressing about staged shootings?

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I got another story

So when I first got my liscene and started driving to school I was skipping mad heavy every day, you'd be luck to see me twice a week
But anydays to skip I'd usually being in a note saying "please let my son Robert leave school at 9:15 for hair appt" and forge my parents sig, drive away, the ladies at the office knew me well lol

One day I felt like staying at home and I called my friend Hasmir and I was like to come over I wan to play some playstation, we play for a few hours, grab a bite at short pump, etc

Now it's around 1:30 and I never really skipped the whole day but hey, I've never got caught yet, so I call like it's my dad saying how I'm sick and then I hang up

Later I'm chillin at home watching some nba game, then my dad sits on a chair in the same room as me and asks me

Dad: how was school
Me: ok
Dad: what classes did u have today
Me: science math English computer
Dad: what did you do in each of these classes
Me: today in science we watched a video

Dad: So, what classes did u miss?

Me (thinking) Fuuuuuuuu-

 

[Non Sequitur]

I remember some girl told the principal I sexually harrased her in 10th grade, but I never even touched her
still got suspended

In middle school I used to blatantly grab chicks' asses (), and I never got in trouble for it