Worst things that happened to you during school(JHS,HS,College)
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Jesus Christ, man. Again, don't read this if you don't want to be depressed
I warned you. The Newton Massacre 
i always stayed in some shyt during my 7th grade year of middle school but one of the worst things that happen to was that some white girl(one of the reasons i'm not too big of a fan of messing with white girls now) accused me of saying that i wanted to smash her(something i may or may not have said 
) she got me and some other dude who was in on it in the office with the asst. principal i'm sitting there just 
as hell he asked me "did you tell her to "let me hit that" " I was too shook and having my parents find out about that situation made it worst luckily i never got in too much trouble and ever since then its been lowkey 
white girls !!!
) she got me and some other dude who was in on it in the office with the asst. principal i'm sitting there just as hell he asked me "did you tell her to "let me hit that" " I was too shook and having my parents find out about that situation made it worst luckily i never got in too much trouble and ever since then its been lowkey white girls !!!
Working with kids is my entire life. Every single day. This killed me.Jesus Christ, man. Again, don't read this if you don't want to be depressed
I warned you. The Newton Massacre
Homeboy Runny-Ray
From Around The Way
i dont take public poops. never have, never will.
but back when i was in 7th grade, i had to take a bad dump. it was like bubble-guts, and i had a slight case of wett-butt, but i didnt actually have the loosies. it was weird. and i basically held it in for hours until school was dismissed. but i had a few casualty silent farts that stained my draws up a lil bit. and i dont know if anybody smelled it but i certainly did.
and somebody had to have smelled it cuz the worst part is that our teacher wasnt there that day, and we had to go pile up in the 8th grade classroom. so you have over 60 people piled up into one room on a spring day. and im sitting there holding in wet-farts. and a few of them got loose.
the worst part is when i had to get up and walk thru those very small isles to hand in my work with sticky draws blowing past peoples faces.
i know at least a handful of people had to have smelled that chit at some point b.
the good thing is that me being a young bul, i forgot all about that chit before i got to school the next day.
but back when i was in 7th grade, i had to take a bad dump. it was like bubble-guts, and i had a slight case of wett-butt, but i didnt actually have the loosies. it was weird. and i basically held it in for hours until school was dismissed. but i had a few casualty silent farts that stained my draws up a lil bit. and i dont know if anybody smelled it but i certainly did.
and somebody had to have smelled it cuz the worst part is that our teacher wasnt there that day, and we had to go pile up in the 8th grade classroom. so you have over 60 people piled up into one room on a spring day. and im sitting there holding in wet-farts. and a few of them got loose.
the worst part is when i had to get up and walk thru those very small isles to hand in my work with sticky draws blowing past peoples faces.
i know at least a handful of people had to have smelled that chit at some point b.
the good thing is that me being a young bul, i forgot all about that chit before i got to school the next day.
Groanman
Superstar
I remember growing up real poor.
And my sister had moved out by the time I was in the 10th grade.
She got engaged to a brotha from LA.
And he gave me a pair of LA Lakers All Stars.
And up to that point, I had only sneakers from like K-Mart or Payless.
Anyway, the shoes he gave me were like 4 or 5 times too big.
I knew they were too big but I didn't give a crap.
Brand name shoes for the first time in my life?
Ngas couldn't tell me nothing!
I wore them shyts to school ONCE.
Even a teacher couldn't help but laugh when my classmates went in on my shyt.
I threw them shoes away.
And my sister had moved out by the time I was in the 10th grade.
She got engaged to a brotha from LA.
And he gave me a pair of LA Lakers All Stars.
And up to that point, I had only sneakers from like K-Mart or Payless.
Anyway, the shoes he gave me were like 4 or 5 times too big.
I knew they were too big but I didn't give a crap.
Brand name shoes for the first time in my life?
Ngas couldn't tell me nothing!
I wore them shyts to school ONCE.
Even a teacher couldn't help but laugh when my classmates went in on my shyt.
I threw them shoes away.
I remember some girl told the principal I sexually harrased her in 10th grade, but I never even touched her
still got suspended
still got suspended
B-Rock Odrama
Banned
it's a toss up between me being pepper sprayed by a pig at this alternative school(for expelled students)after I kicked a cac teacher cause he snuck hit me in my side while him and the security guard jumped me.. never been maced before that and that shyt burned my whole face
to add insult to injury an old cocksucker slapped me with handcuffs and mace still burning at the police station cause I refused to give my name
every since that day it seems that the swine and c00ns whom work for my city police department stay harassing a nicca over petty shyt
as hard as that is to believe it aint even my worst experience from school tho...when I was just turning the corner and starting to enjoy college life for the 1st time since my frosh year being as I just got a big check and I had my choice of mahogany goddesses beckoning for my affection I made the mistake of walking out my room rocking some Kobe Bryant kicks I found in a duffle bag in my closet a few weeks earlier...cause of being naรฏve and unaware of the possible consequences I went up to my RA and asked ole boy can I use his phone to call my people for a ride..he consented so I went back to my room and started packing my shyt....next time I came back outside I ran into this light skinned nicca I briefly talked to a few weeks earlier but didn't know personally...this is what transpired:
light skinned nikkka
looks at me) them sure look like my shoes.
me:
breh they could be cause I found em in a bookbag in my closet a few weeks back
RAnikka (no. 1): lets go back to your room and check it out
me:no problem
(walks to room get's book bag then walks back and hands this nikka his shyt and he opens it up to find his credit cards and a dvds)
(at this point a 2nd RA: mophead Ms Jay looking fakkit whom has been harassing me for weeks is on the scene)
Ms Jay(RA no.2): ooooooh you stole that boy belongings...i'm going to call the police
me:
I found it in my closet but you gon head call whomever cause I aint got nothing to hide
(Ms Jay gives me the
while repeatedly saying in her fakkity tone that I took that lil nikka shyt and she's calling the law to which point I respond call em then cause I don't give a fukk
when the pig shows up and extorts me to the station I explain my side(which he wasn't buying) and the case is put on hold until I talked to the cac administration on what transpired
when that day comes the a racist cave bytch ask me about my major and my time at that school..i give her simple straightforward answers then that lightskiinned nikka whom started all this walks in;
racist cac bytch/school administrator: is there something u want to say to him
me: my bad for holding on to ya shyt breh but I didn't know it was reported missing/stolen...If I knew whom it was for I would've gave it back to ya....I don't want/need ya shyt
lightskinned nikka:but ya should've known
me:
racist cac bytch/school administrator:
after reviewing this case I hereby declare you are expelled for one semester:
me:for holding on to something I found? there must be another alternative like probation something
racist cac bith: nah..by the end of the day u gotta
(goes back to my room discusses this with my roommate whom I asked to come back to this white ho office and vouch for me which he agrees)
(knocks on cac ho door at which point she gets on the phone and at which point the campus police show up and handcuff me)
me: what i'm being arrested for/
cac ho: I told ya not to comeback until the next forum on your case
me: my witness got something to tell ya
(cac ho tells my roommate to leave )
(i'm know at the police station waiting on my ride back home)
me:fukk this school and all u racist crackers...I aint coming back to this bytch
random house negress whom works for school : don't say that
me: u see how these cac doing me?
pig: this is ya trial date
me: didn't ya here me
I came back one mo gain to try clear my good name with some cacs whom were the administrative board but never made that trail...since then the woods at that school have actually had the nerve to send me mail inquiring about my desire to finish my degree
to add insult to injury an old cocksucker slapped me with handcuffs and mace still burning at the police station cause I refused to give my name
every since that day it seems that the swine and c00ns whom work for my city police department stay harassing a nicca over petty shytas hard as that is to believe it aint even my worst experience from school tho...when I was just turning the corner and starting to enjoy college life for the 1st time since my frosh year being as I just got a big check and I had my choice of mahogany goddesses beckoning for my affection I made the mistake of walking out my room rocking some Kobe Bryant kicks I found in a duffle bag in my closet a few weeks earlier...cause of being naรฏve and unaware of the possible consequences I went up to my RA and asked ole boy can I use his phone to call my people for a ride..he consented so I went back to my room and started packing my shyt....next time I came back outside I ran into this light skinned nicca I briefly talked to a few weeks earlier but didn't know personally...this is what transpired:
light skinned nikkka
looks at me) them sure look like my shoes.me:
breh they could be cause I found em in a bookbag in my closet a few weeks backRAnikka (no. 1): lets go back to your room and check it out
me:no problem
(walks to room get's book bag then walks back and hands this nikka his shyt and he opens it up to find his credit cards and a dvds)
(at this point a 2nd RA: mophead Ms Jay looking fakkit whom has been harassing me for weeks is on the scene)
Ms Jay(RA no.2): ooooooh you stole that boy belongings...i'm going to call the police
me:
I found it in my closet but you gon head call whomever cause I aint got nothing to hide(Ms Jay gives me the
while repeatedly saying in her fakkity tone that I took that lil nikka shyt and she's calling the law to which point I respond call em then cause I don't give a fukkwhen the pig shows up and extorts me to the station I explain my side(which he wasn't buying) and the case is put on hold until I talked to the cac administration on what transpired
when that day comes the a racist cave bytch ask me about my major and my time at that school..i give her simple straightforward answers then that lightskiinned nikka whom started all this walks in;
racist cac bytch/school administrator: is there something u want to say to him
me: my bad for holding on to ya shyt breh but I didn't know it was reported missing/stolen...If I knew whom it was for I would've gave it back to ya....I don't want/need ya shyt
lightskinned nikka:
but ya should've knownme:
racist cac bytch/school administrator:
after reviewing this case I hereby declare you are expelled for one semester:me:
for holding on to something I found? there must be another alternative like probation somethingracist cac bith: nah..by the end of the day u gotta
(goes back to my room discusses this with my roommate whom I asked to come back to this white ho office and vouch for me which he agrees)
(knocks on cac ho door at which point she gets on the phone and at which point the campus police show up and handcuff me)
me: what i'm being arrested for/
cac ho: I told ya not to comeback until the next forum on your case
me: my witness got something to tell ya
(cac ho tells my roommate to leave )
(i'm know at the police station waiting on my ride back home)
me:
fukk this school and all u racist crackers...I aint coming back to this bytchrandom house negress whom works for school : don't say that
me: u see how these cac doing me?
pig: this is ya trial date
me: didn't ya here me
I came back one mo gain to try clear my good name with some cacs whom were the administrative board but never made that trail...since then the woods at that school have actually had the nerve to send me mail inquiring about my desire to finish my degree
subs
you had to time your doodoos right and hope the special ed classes didn't take their bathroom break while you were in there.
KinksandCoils
African American Queen
I dont recall having anything too bad happening to me in HS but...
a boy got joked on for a long ass time at school for taking a shyt in a bathroom stall that did not have a door on it.
he had a brain tumor so maybe that's why he didnt run to another bathroom.
a boy got joked on for a long ass time at school for taking a shyt in a bathroom stall that did not have a door on it.
he had a brain tumor so maybe that's why he didnt run to another bathroom.
TrueAlphaMale
Pro
I let out a fart during a free throw freshman year JVS
It was a small court so everyone heard it but they all pretended that it didn't happen
I played it off by rubbing my feet on the ground and trying to play it off like it was my shoe but I'm sure everyone knew I farted
It was a small court so everyone heard it but they all pretended that it didn't happen
I played it off by rubbing my feet on the ground and trying to play it off like it was my shoe but I'm sure everyone knew I farted