so its a typical summer saturday after noon. My friend comes over after a late night of drinking and we were going to get something to eat and watch a couple baseball games on tv. I tell him we have to stop at my brothers house before we eat and watch the games. I go to throw on some clothes that would be appropriate for going to my brothers house and a sports bar to eat, watch a game and have some beer. This stupid fukk decides it would be funny to put a little blue pill in my gatorade.
On the way to my brothers house, this fool is giggling and snickering, but he's lookin at his phone so I figure its facebook or cracked or some stupid shyt. We get to my brothers house and oh, I didnt tell him that it ws my nephews birthday party. There had to be about 25-30 kids, one of the nicest days of summer so far. This party has the works, bounce house, sprinkler, kiddie pool, soccer goal, baseball tee, the fukkin cars that little kids can fit into and drive, you name it they had it.
Respectfully 10-12 of the kids are family, so theres hugs, tackles generally welcoming family welcomes when you see family. Its all fun and games now, it wasnt until I had started to make my rounds with some of the adults that one of the kids (family) thinks its funny to hit me with a water balloon. Im not mad, but I grab this nerf football and pelt him right in the back of his neck, shyt was hilarious it looked like something out of a comedy movie. Low and behold its one of those spongey water balls so he holds it over a sprinkler and throws it back to me, I caught it the best I could but water still exploded everywhere. Then comes my favorite niece, shes 18 months and since she cant play with the bigger kids because this is too shes got a little bottle for like windex but it has water in it and she thinks its the funniest thing in the world to squirt people.
Long story short, the games im playin with some younger interactive adults and the kids are starting to get wet and messy, so I take my shirt off. Im in shorts and sneakers. The kids want to play 5 on 5 football with the nerf water football. Its a complete shyt show, a combination of 2 hand touch, tackle, tickle, wrestle, fumble the ball a 10 times before getting down resorting in plays that go like 4 minutes. And we are playing in a sprinkler, and Im the start of the show, quarterback.
I guess its fun, because I'm the big guy, i throw the ball away or hand off, im still getting touched and wrestled by giggling kids, just being kids. To be fair there is a 17 year old girl, a 17 year old boy and another female adult playing too. We werent doing much interacting just smiling and looking at each other like "these kids......"
Theres nothing really significant, no big build up or climax (no pun) just biology, science and medicine taking it's course....remember that blue pill my friend put in my drink? Now im not a mandingo or nothing, and I have very decent size (length and girth) I have never had any complaints but I have always fukked women who were proportional in size to me. meaning give or take 1- 3 inches. In porn there is a guy who is 6'3 fukking a girl who is 5'0 or 5'1....he is going to look like
a beast to her, and to her he would be a beast, but to a broad who was 6'3 or even 5'11 he could be just average...Im not saying I have a massive fukking rod and the neighbors called the police, but when a grown healthy man in nothing but wet shorts is given a little blue pill and goes anywhere whether its to his bathroom, his bedroom, walmart, a video store, the park, a childs birthday party, a funeral, or jail, given that current attire people are going to notice god damn it.
but fake
