I'd be a wrestler named "Broken Man", who is a man who's payin alimony after bein cheated on.
@Emperor_ReinScarf would be my manager.
After i pin my opponent to win the title, the ex wife would run to the ring and cut the belt in half and they would have a new category. The Alimony Weight Champion. Instead of a 3 count to win, you'd need a 6 count because the bytch is comin for half of that too