Would Brendan Dassey get the biggest pop in Wrestlemania history?

[CJ]

He's gonna attend WM brehs

Making a Murderer's Brendan Dassey to Attend Wrestlemania

"Those who watched the hit Netflix documentary know of Dassey's passion for the WWE world, so xHamster has decided to help him see his dreams come true. Dassey could be out of prison in the next 90 days, and upon his release he and his family will travel to Florida to see his favorite sport in real life. "We are pleased that we can make this young man's dream of going to Wrestlemania come true," said Alex Hawkins, spokesman for xHamster, in a statement. "We have been in talks with the family and they are more than thrilled that Brendan will get this opportunity after so many years of heartache and injustice. We are waiting on a response from Brendan and we know he will be thrilled that he is going to Wrestlemania when he gets out."

xHamster of all places Clap for em

 

[Konnan]

xHamster

You can't make this shyt up

 

[TNC]

He's gonna attend WM brehs

Making a Murderer's Brendan Dassey to Attend Wrestlemania


xHamster of all places Clap for em

But a porn site reaching out and making fantasies come true... the dualities

 

[ALonelyDad]

How is xHamster the most moral website out there? They also banned their porn in NC because of those laws

 

[Hope]

It's best he doesn't watch Wrestling and get serious help.

 

[Green Ranger]

TheWrap.com has released a new article noting adult film website xHamster is currently in the process of working with Dassey’s family to send Brendan to WrestleMania 33. xHamster spokesman Alex Hawkins issued the following statement:

“We are pleased that we can make this young man’s dream of going to Wrestlemania come true. We have been in talks with the family and they are more than thrilled that Brendan will get this opportunity after so many years of heartache and injustice. We are waiting on a response from Brendan and we know he will be thrilled that he is going to Wrestlemania when he gets out.”

 

[Bonefan32]

This year's election might blow his mind.

damn now I feel for him missing the hardcore goat Tommy Dreamer's first Wrestlemania

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

damn i was listening to a song by Ugly Heroes and one of the lines was "i'll be watching Wrestlemania with Brendan Dassey"....this thread made that line make sense for me finally haha

 

[TheAlbionist]

Man, if he goes and they pan the camera to him to let the crowd show love.

Someone buy him a replica strap, a Bayley slap bracelet.... and the last ten years of his life.

 

[Black]

WWE where amazing happens.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

MITB is the only one that looks good.

Cena vs hbk was moty

 

[GOATpernick]

Man, if he goes and they pan the camera to him to let the crowd show love.

Someone buy him a replica strap, a Bayley slap bracelet.... and the last ten years of his life.

Get him in the ring for a promo with Cena and let the neckbeards shower the ring with a "fukk HIM UP, DASSEY, fukk HIM UP" chant

The dualities

 

[ZEB WALTON]

This is real? Good for him. They fukked that kid baaaaad. I hipe hes aite to come out and live a functional life.

 

[Heelish]

Cena vs hbk was moty

The card was so I glanced over it. That old man era DX tee didn't help either.

 

[LurkNowitzki]

Watched that shyt and it pissed me off! Cops knew that boy was slow and made him confess to all types of shyt........he should get to go to WM on the Police Department's dime!