Would it be morbid if I started writing my o bytch chew airy right now?

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You not gon' do it. You're a path of logical liar
I know it sounds crazy but I wanted to have a page dedicated to my top 5s.

Top 5 songs. Top 5 movies. Top 5 travel destinations. Etc 😅😅😅

And Lil Wayne WILL be in my obituary as well.

“His favorite musical artist has always been Lil Wayne”
 

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If you feel like you finna die and young, write it. If you old, write it. Otherwise, whatever. We gon say you ain't shyt no matter what you write, bytch ass nikka.
 

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I know it sounds crazy but I wanted to have a page dedicated to my top 5s.

Top 5 songs. Top 5 movies. Top 5 travel destinations. Etc 😅😅😅

And Lil Wayne WILL be in my obituary as well.

“His favorite musical artist has always been Lil Wayne”
My guy, me too

I've thought about what song I want played at my funeral more than most since I was prolly 16. Cry Out by Wayne might be top 5
 

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Maybe I’ll leave my Coli password to the fam so it can be live-streamed here

:troll:
 

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Maybe it’s just my family, but they be adding the whole family tree in there, I only want my gparents, parents, siblings and kids
My favorite scripture and two of my favorite songs.

They add cousins, 2nd cousin, cousin in laws @Rhapture and it usually becomes an issue at some point. They be having a whole leaflet. Mine should be one page folded in half. Less than 60 min, no crying.

This is what I want. No issues, other than the eulogy, I don’t know who I want to do that yet. I want someone not afraid to roast me. 😉 That’s all we do at bbqs and vacations
 don’t switch it up now
You know damn well I'm your 1st Cousin and you sitting on the coli showing out in front of company and demoted me to a Cousin in law?!! I'm telling grandma heffa! And you keep on talking about funerals, I promise you cuz that I will bust into your funeral like Shug Avery singing "Going up a Yonder" and make a WHOLE SCENE!!!!!
 
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Maybe it’s just my family, but they be adding the whole family tree in there, I only want my gparents, parents, siblings and kids
My favorite scripture and two of my favorite songs.

They add cousins, 2nd cousin, cousin in laws @Rhapture and it usually becomes an issue at some point. They be having a whole leaflet. Mine should be one page folded in half. Less than 60 min, no crying.

This is what I want. No issues, other than the eulogy, I don’t know who I want to do that yet. I want someone not afraid to roast me. 😉 That’s all we do at bbqs and vacations
 don’t switch it up now




Let me handle it. Cause I will definitely roast ya ass. :mjgrin:
 

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Only if you predict how you die before it happens.

I predict I'll end up dying of hyper third meal.
 
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