Would the majority of the coli follow in Zion’s footsteps if they had his wealth?

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Have no self control brehs

Risk your multimillion dollar job playing basketball because you want to fukk a bird off IG brehs

 

[King Poetic]

I’m a nba nikka

My target is Hollywood broads

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Yes

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I have higher standards that the broads he was messin with. They ain't attractive to me at all.

But could you see me gettin fukked up trickin off Rubi Rose? Yeah I can see that

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

yes. when i was in my early 20s, if i hit the lottery and had pornstars getting at me i probably would have been rawdogging proudly.

40 something year old me would like to think that I wouldn't but I know that's a lie especially if 21 year old me has hundreds of millions of dollars. At that age I was strictly thinking about getting drunk and fukking.

 

[Dance_Like_A_Fiend]

This is what I'm saying, you get it
WTF would I entertain some IG mutant build a body with life raft lips when I can get me some tailored suits and hit up Hollywood parties, Monaco F1 race, yacht life in Turks & Caicos, private jets continent to continent...just the flyest of women from all over the globe

You don't even have to get celebrities. There actually are plenty of women on tiktok and instagram that are dimes, aren't more plastic than woman, and (probably) aren't sex workers.

 

[Phantum]

In college I was smashing chicks for novelty. I only played 2 years mid level D1. 200 million in the bank Cherokee and Pinky would be scrapping in the street over me (they're both older than me) after I sold both of them dreams. There would be a village in Brazil where all the kids look eerily like me. All the while trying to keep my marriage to my college sweetheart intact. My life would be a mess

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Yes

Most men are ridiculously stupid when it comes to women they find attractive.

How you start is how you finish

Once men learn this quickly the better

 

[Devilinurear]

Most likely me and @Driving Squirrel are going out like ODB

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Yep have a house in Texas n claim that as my residence

Put myself on child support

Chris Bosh way

bytch u ain’t gettin shyt it’s for the child

228 a month

 

[The Pledge]

I’ll fukk with three rubbers on. I don’t give a damn who is in the DMs.

I was heavy on my condoms back then

Now

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Zion is basically a regular coli breh at heart.
He can’t dress, loves anime, is addicted to porno, and is most likely going to be by the time he hits 35.

People are clowning Zion, but we see multiple pawg, passport, raw and regret threads on here everyday. Would the average coli breh do the same thing if a dime was in their DM?

There's a big difference between how Gen Z and millennials spit game

Dudes born in the 90's had experience cold approaching girls since middle school and high school. Gen Z mostly spit game online.
Gen X had it better than both generations because they was around when social media didn't peak they mostly was in the clubs posting up.

Once you deal with one baddie it gets easier from there. You build up the experience you become less start struck being seen with an attractive woman in public

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

I’m a nba nikka

My target is Hollywood broads

Someone please post the link to the thread about this moment. That shyt was hilarious

edit: found it

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/beyonce-thristing-for-lebron-camel-loses-again.214067/

 

[Elim Garak]

Probably but it has nothing to do with the overused coli breh joke which is tired. It's simply that when you have seemingly unlimited funds and can indulge in any fantasy you can imagine you probably will. I feel I would at least fukk some better looking females and I probably would have a vasectomy as a NBA player.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

The thought of smashing a woman I KNOW has a high body count is unappealing.

The fact she films and and does it for a living is even more appealing. As you get older, you start to realize that women like that are not something you want to get caught up in.