I had a friend growing up that never got no puss. One time me and the peeps was chilling at his crib and he was like "y'all nikkas gotta leave cuz I got this shawty coming thru". We was like

"stop lying nikka". But he was deadass and hyping up the girl like she was a Victoria secret model. Whattya know his doorbell rings and he let's in this thing that looks like
And she started kissing him down hard. We was like

"oh that's how you get down? All righty then you sick fukk". shyt was awkward as hell seeing that nikka after that.