would u survive in an acopalypse? i doubt it...
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zombie apocalypse breaks out right now.
everybody u know is most likely dead. u would make it a few days and thats it.
Can't lie, you're probably right. My neighborhood has been pretty gentrified at this point and I'm one of the last dinosaurs here. There's power in numbers and I barely know anybody in the immediate area at this point. Probably one of the very few people in it with a cache of weapons too. I know I'm not going out without one helluva fight though.
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.....then jokers had me shook 
zombie apocalypse breaks out right now.
everybody u know is most likely dead. u would make it a few days and thats it.
And I suppose YOU'VE got it all planned out
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Most people are going down, there's no way around that. Too many things people don't know how to do or re-create. I'm going down too, and I accept that...but I won't be team that gets knocked out the tourney first round though.
i'm surviving one now
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yeah nikka. i got my bug out back with all the essentials to last me one month. i have a secret hide just outside the city hidden in the woods.And I suppose YOU'VE got it all planned out
all i need now is a motorcycle.
Why a motorcycle and not a car?
shyt pops off, you won't be able to get around in a car. Freeways will be jam packed well before you even think of trying to make a break for it most likely. I'm planning for bugging in rather than bugging out.
This is a scenario most suited for Brazillian JIujitstu. I can easily keep a zombies mouth away from me becaues of their stupidy when using leverage. They just push face forward and u just move your body out the way and dump them face first into the ground.zombie apocalypse breaks out right now.
everybody u know is most likely dead. u would make it a few days and thats it.
fakkits like @Orbital-Fetus would be carrying my food and ammo.
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Funny because when you know Brazillian JIujitsu your reality sounds hilarious to people that, DONT know Brazilian Jiujitsu.
Lotta yall outta shape. Couldnt lift yourself over a ledge with zombies behind you wanting to nibble on your ankles if your Life depended on it. Not so much a problem over here. No one on the coli could hold me down in a mount position even if i slapped someone they loved in the face and then laid on the ground like
So i can imagine how easy it would be to survive a zombie apocalypse. Just suit up with a few Jiujitsu gi's DOUBLE WEAVE with some long sleeve Under Armour, murder mittens and im lookin at zombies like
boy byeYou nikkas though. Food.
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i'll break down why everything you just said is retarded after i eat.
hand to hand contact is the last thing you want to engage in with a zombie, no matter how well trained you are.