Would you be a hit man?

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I just remember my family keeping distance from him unless shyt got thick..which he resented. But like I said, he was an unpleasant dude. His own brother who was bout to lose his house was asking around for a loan but didn't go to him. He found out, popped up at his crib unannounced with the money he needed to give it to him and he turned him down. He felt disrespected so he shot up the wall right next to the recliner he was sitting in, threw the money down and left.

You even mention a slight issue he talking about getting bags and supplies to come clean nikkas up. It got to the point where we stopped telling him anything...which pissed him off and led to him basically spying and keeping tabs on us from afar. It went from "Call Unc" to him calling us about shyt he shouldn't even be knowing about, or could be handled without a bunch of extra shyt. He was lonely, bored and would get into wild shyt in his spare time, only made sense to get paid for it.

My mom told me a lot of wild shyt about him. It's funny because the women in my family are more known for shyt like that.
 

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I don't think many people realize how intelligent and quick witted you have to be in order to be a successful hitman. It would be a waste if that type of intelligence was wasted being a contract killer.

Secondly, as already mentioned, the pay isn't worth the risk unless it's a high profile target.... which will increase the risk of getting caught.

Third, every job has operational expenses and you might want to hire a liaison to pick up and deliver your dossier for a fee so you never have to come into contact with the person hiring you.

Next, you have to be a cold blooded psychopath to kill without an emotional response mechanism.

Lastly, if you start making real money, you need to know how to receive it and clean it without getting caught. As soon as you deposit unusual amounts of money on a consistent basis that exceeds your income paper trail or someone wires you that absurd contract fee without a paper trail, that shyt will be flagged and then, you'll be on the alphabet boys watch list.

Having said all this, if I wasn't so morally and ethically grounded, I'd do it!
 

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I just remember my family keeping distance from him unless shyt got thick..which he resented. But like I said, he was an unpleasant dude. His own brother who was bout to lose his house was asking around for a loan but didn't go to him. He found out, popped up at his crib unannounced with the money he needed to give it to him and he turned him down. He felt disrespected so he shot up the wall right next to the recliner he was sitting in, threw the money down and left.

You even mention a slight issue he talking about getting bags and supplies to come clean nikkas up. It got to the point where we stopped telling him anything...which pissed him off and led to him basically spying and keeping tabs on us from afar. It went from "Call Unc" to him calling us about shyt he shouldn't even be knowing about, or could be handled without a bunch of extra shyt. He was lonely, bored and would get into wild shyt in his spare time, only made sense to get paid for it.

My mom told me a lot of wild shyt about him. It's funny because the women in my family are more known for shyt like that.
uncle sounds like my type of guy
 

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I’ve thought about this in great detail (:whoa: just as a thought experiment)

it’s not if you can kill someone, it’s if you can kill someone and live with that on your conscience. Could you kill somebody and handle the guilt?

I came across this in a different form. I cheating on my ex and never told her. I had a lot of guilt. The girl I cheated on her with was like, “don’t even tell your gf, it will only cause harm. Sure, you’ll feel better momentarily, but you’ll hurt her unnecessarily).

I had some tough times with the guilt. But, I got over it, didn’t tell her and never cheated again.

So, obviously on a different level, I imagine killing somebody is like that. :patrice:
 
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