chances are, someone has died in every house....
Nah.
Our house, and every house in our development, was built in the last three years. Our house was two weeks old when we rolled up in this hoe.
Not just that, but really....how many people die of natural causes at home as opposed to dying in a nursing home or the hospital? Home hospice care is expensive, not ere'body can get down like that.
Let's rationalize this, how many different ways can one die at home?:
1) Murdered, either shot, stabbed, beat to death, etc. - this
2) Fire....but really, the only way this is applicable is if the fire didn't destroy the house and they just rebuilt the burnt up part.
3) Health/Accidental - heart attack or other health-related issue, OR hell I dunno, your roof collapse on your ass or some other freak accident? Electrocute yourself?
4) Natural causes - just old age, going peacefully in your sleep. You probably owned the house for decades and if you dyin' at home and it's not unexpected, you damn sure got hospice, breh.