Would you buy this dog?

[Son Goku]

Dogs face looks like a fat bytches p*ssy

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[UberEatsDriver]

No because I would have no typical application for it.

Nicca gone buy that dog and be mad about drooling, shedding and his grooming bill.

No I’m not cause I’m a crack dealer

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Don't mastiffs have short lifespans and get cancer easily?

 

[Ciggavelli]

Dogs?

 

[Sterling Archer]

Don't mastiffs have short lifespans and get cancer easily?

Not short but the bigger the dog the less life expectancy. There’s always exceptions but a dog that size got about 11-12yrs in him give or take a couple.

 

[TRUEST]

Yea nah I’m gon have to pass on that.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

How much that thing eat?

3 servings of 9 cats per day

 

[Beck.er.]

How much that thing eat?

How much that thing shyt?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Buy a DOG?



#catset

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

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I would and I would kill any coli nikka that looks at it the wrong way.

Post Siberian bear brehs

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Buy a DOG?



#catset

One can easily find a stray cat to keep in any city in the world...

Cats...lost heroin addicts in feline form