Would you buy your lady Yoni Pearls for Christmas?

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Would you be Santa and invest in your Queens cootie cat? Or would you be a Grinch and live with the stench
 

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Uh...what the fukk?

The vagina isn't that deep that you wouldn't find that stuff during a routine gyno exam so I'm calling BS.
It rids toxins in the womb
 
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Calling BS

You're not supposed to leave them in there that long anyways so if you do and you all that other shyt comes out, you probably doing it wrong or using some fake shyt.

It's for strengthening vaginal walls and such...all that other shyt is fugazi
 

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Calling BS

You're not supposed to leave them in there that long anyways so if you do and you all that other shyt comes out, you probably doing it wrong or using some fake shyt.

It's for strengthening vaginal walls and such...all that other shyt is fugazi
She takes each pearl out daily. One pearl a day
 

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Right but how long is she leaving it in there? All day? Would'nt recommend it

It's supposed to be for a few hours of kegel exercises and what not, if that long

Here's the link. It explains everything
(Sacred Yoni Organic)Holistic Pearls

"Just as we have to cleanse our other organs such as liver,pancreas and colon we have to do the same to our womb.Organic holistic pearls are to provide women with a holistic approach for feminine wellness"

OSTHOL

Strengthens the uterus, kills parasites, and relieves itching.

ANGELICA

Regulates menstruation.

MOTHERWORT

Regulates menstruation, removes toxins and kill parasites.

And so on and so on
 

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Here's the link. It explains everything
(Sacred Yoni Organic)Holistic Pearls
I know what a Yoni Egg is, the woman I'm dealing with uses them and many females I've dealt with before have used them.

Yoni Eggs are for strengthening the pelvic floor and doing kegels and what not.

Good for after you've had a kid or if you have weak pelvic/vaginal muscles in general

They can result in stronger orgasms and less painful cramps during periods...

This "pearl" stuff looks like you're shoving a bundle of herbs and other stuff up your vajayjay and expecting magical results :hubie:
 

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This proprietor should be shut down. Seems to be implying the product can cure hpv and discouraging woman with abnormal pap results to not go to follow up or surgical appointments. Sick.
Right but how long is she leaving it in there? All day? Would'nt recommend it

It's supposed to be for a few hours of kegel exercises and what not, if that long
You're thinking of yoni eggs. These seem to be herbal Vaginal
suppositories.
 

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I know what a Yoni Egg is, the woman I'm dealing with uses them and many females I've dealt with before have used them.

Yoni Eggs are for strengthening the pelvic floor and doing kegels and what not.

Good for after you've had a kid or if you have weak pelvic/vaginal muscles in general

They can result in stronger orgasms and less painful cramps during periods...

This "pearl" stuff looks like you're shoving a bundle of herbs and other stuff up your vajayjay and expecting magical results :hubie:
So it's safe to assume you'll be a grinch?
 
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