BulletProof
Just a B@stard Living in a Suit
hell yeah i would. i would knock the cobwebs off that dusty muffin
note: I met Dolly Parton a few years back in Vegas. Hella random. Really sweet and nice lady. That rack was lookin succulent too
@ this internal conflict."I would agressively sexually traumatize this vulnerable senior citizen's vagina."
"This woman makes me feel such unbridled, sexual deviancy, you can see its menace on my face."
"I was pleasantly surprised to make her acquaintance in a place I never expected. Gosh, what a small world!"
"She truly is such a sincerely genuinely kind, pleasant, gentle human being. Some might say a national treasure. I certainly would!"
"For her ample bosom awokened a violent, carnal thirst granting me no other recourse than to savagely dine upon the very flesh encasing her heart!"
