Would you guys eat this steak?

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Yeah I would but I do agree with the sentiment that vegan cooks gotta stop naming their shyt after meat. It's a sautéed mushroom and that's fine. I saw some other bullshyt where a motherfukker shaved carrots and slowly dried them out in the oven to get them crispy and painted them and for what? Just so he could call his thinly sliced baked carrots vegan bacon:beli:
 

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Yeah I would but I do agree with the sentiment that vegan cooks gotta stop naming their shyt after meat. It's a sautéed mushroom and that's fine. I saw some other bullshyt where a motherfukker shaved carrots and slowly dried them out in the oven to get them crispy and painted them and for what? Just so he could call his thinly sliced baked carrots vegan bacon:beli:
It’s satire at this point. These bozos can’t just eat a carrot or mushroom and enjoy it. Has to be fake meat or protein products. Ever notice when there’s a run on groceries for a bad storm, shortages, or whatever what aisle is the only fully stocked aisle in the supermarket? No one actually likes that Petri dish food
 

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Trash from top to bottom, homie is taking a pig with lipstick to the prom.

First off, fukk a vegan steak. Second, his whole technique is garbage. Who the fukk uses a frying pan to smoosh the grease or water out of what you are cooking in another frying pan? That shyt got me heated.

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