Would you marry? Only catch, you cant cheat or ya cut off

[smokeurobinson]

Your original post said nothing about the money being gone once she's gone. Cheating on my part leading to divorce was the stipulation. I could care less about the kid, but having it and being with her 10 years pretty much guarantees me to half that gwap. Face it shun, I cracked your Davinci Code, no homo.

In an American court u can get something after 10 years.....but u signed the papers in India under Indian traditions. U get, zip, zero, zilch if u initiate a divorce.....it was in the fine print......u didnt read the contract well......and the speech u made about not caring about the kid was recorded and will be played for him/her on their 13th birthday.

 

[obarth]

In an American court u can get something after 10 years.....but u signed the papers in India under Indian traditions. U get, zip, zero, zilch if u initiate a divorce.....it was in the fine print......u didnt read the contract well......and the speech u made about not caring about the kid was recorded and will be played for him/her on their 13th birthday.

You mad?

 

[smokeurobinson]

You mad?

U can bring your American mentality to the battle......But u will not win the war against Eastern traditions.

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

No way breh. Any chick who'd give a man one day to commit to her for life clearly couldn't be trusted with money anyway. Dumb AND frumpy is a bad combination.

 

[smokeurobinson]

No way breh. Any chick who'd give a man one day to commit to her for life clearly couldn't be trusted with money anyway. Dumb AND frumpy is a bad combination.

on the internet....its so easy to just walk away from a Billion dollars.

 

[smokeurobinson]

Its a recession....I'm getting on one knee and then I'll set up a room for a large porno collection to help me from not straying.

 

[Ohnoits]

Even though her face is touch and go yes. I don't cheat anyway. Learned my lesson about that and I'm off that now.

 

[Jakarta]

Cheating is and anyways.

Gimme my money.

 

[Blown Moon]

I see she's Indian

 

[Egomaniacal1]

U can bring your American mentality to the battle......But u will not win the war against Eastern traditions.

Ayooo, that gif is...

Was that actually on a Family Guy episode?

 

[True Blue Moon]

If I wasn't already dating her then hell nah. I'd rather have the freedom to get whatever p*ssy I want than be tied down to a stranger.

Besides, what if she has herpes or HIV

 

[Cat piss martini]

for that kinda paper i'd seriously consider it.

 

[Mac]

I'd be willing to swing for that.. No fukks would be given.

 

[rapdonttweet]

If this woman met you right now and fell in love with you on first sight, approached you and said, "If you are my true love you will marry me now or never!" and you have 1 day to decide. Once married she turns everything over to you. The only catch is that once married you're body temperature will be marked by one of the satellites in outer space and will have constant tabs on your whereabouts specifically to make sure u are not cheating. Meaning that you can sell drugs and smuggle weapons of mass destruction and no government in the world could see the "body heat footage" if u are a suspect. But if 1 stripper sucks you off it’s an instant divorce and the "body heat footage" will be made public. If u are caught cheating every receipt from every purchase u have ever made while married will be tallied up and any investments and properties gained while married will be traced and taken from your possession. You will leave just as you came. That’s the rules. You can fap to porn all u want but no cheating. Also part of the rules, you will be given a special herb that will enhance both of your lives so that 2 bullets couldnt kill u as easy and u are gauranteed to live together alive for 80 years, meaning her face is the face you will wake up to till death. And if it just so happens that while u two were alone, she mysteriously just so happened to die, the next day you too will mysteriously die(meaning; there will be no OJ trial just a straight execution). What will be your answer? Would you marry and could you be loyal for life? You have 24 hours to make your decision.

All that shyt you typed out is pointless. All that's gonna matter is whether I love her back. I'll take an average salary with the love of my life over any other scenario every time. But if I feel like I'm capable of loving this chick for life, then fukk yeah.

 

[kermit da hustla]

nah. fukking other hos is a perk of being paid out the ass. without it, the money is meaningless. i'm good.

now, if it was frieda pinto?

show me the church and we married.