Would you pick cotton for 250 an hr?

[86\*/98]

Who wouldn't

ME

We had this discussion at my job the other day, only me, and one other person said we couldn't do it.

Everyone else- "Sheeeit, I'd be back to yesa massa" "You asked for 6 bales of cotton, but I's done picked 10 boss" etc. I went to make a thread about it, and this one popped up. Smh at me clicking in here, thinking the coli would have my back.

 

[Boogie]

It ain't like OP said nikkas would be slaves again. You'd be getting paid to pick cotton aka a job. So y'all would turn down a $250 a hour job

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

LORD THAT OVERTIME...

 

[Lewis Black]

Yep, go down as the Michael Jordan of the cotton picking game.

Stats would be like

Youngest person to pick over 1000
Most picks in a season
10,000 picked in a single season
Highest assist of all time
6 times mvp cotton picker
10 time all star mvp
4.24 speed in the cotton combine

 

[AkaDemiK]

unless you make more an hr no one is turning that shyt down.....

 

[Mr. Negative]

hell, I used to work in cotton fields for 200 a week when I was growing up, so shyt yeah.

And actually, there's still people older than me that are working in those same fields for less.

 

[86\*/98]

It ain't like OP said nikkas would be slaves again. You'd be getting paid to pick cotton aka a job. So y'all would turn down a $250 a hour job

Would you suck dikks for $250/hr?

Money isn't everything, breh. Morals>>>Dollars

 

[unit321]

I seen a picture of this question on Instagram .

And yes I would pick some cotton.slavery is over.....well mostly .

Slavery is when you don't get paid.
Getting paid $250 an hour? Of course. For a full-time job, that's over $500,000 a year. There is no plantation that is going to pay that much. They can find cheaper farm hands any day so the question is moot.

 

[Boogie]

Would you suck dikks for $250/hr?

Money isn't everything, breh. Morals>>>Dollars

Compare sucking dikks to picking cotton brehs

 

[86\*/98]

It would just be a job right?

 

[BrandonBanks]

 

[Dr. Acula]

Me and my coli brehs will belt out some old south spirituals while stacking paper

 

[Wild self]

Wait till they "forget" to pay people for picking that cotton.

 

[Steezy]

Wait till they "forget" to pay people for picking that cotton.

Wait till I forget my foot stuck in they ass then

 

[Wild self]

Wait till I forget my foot stuck in they ass then

They won't "allow" you to leave the plantation. Under "contract management"