Would you push this button?

[It is a mystery]

A magical button appears that grants you the ability to teleport if you press it but at the same time if you do every spider on earth also gains teleportation powers
Is it worth it? Would you do it?

 

[Kyle Barker]

 

[b_low_brown]

Yea I'd go to the store and cop mad bug repellant and spider killer first tho

 

[marcuz]

that's a horrible hypothetical, although i'm sure some would just for the fukkery

 

[Remote]

So which brand of weed did you smoke that made you ask this question, breh?

The coli wants answers.

 

[Tunez]

Wtf

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

SPIDERS DON'T GO AFTER HUMANS. THEY USUALLY BITE IN RESPONSE. EVEN IF THEY DID WHAT IS THE CHANCE OF THEM SPAWNING ON ME?

 

[marcuz]

would you push a button that gives you 100,000 cash, but 1,000 people (possibly you or your family) die randomly on earth.

 

[marcuz]

SPIDERS DON'T GO AFTER HUMANS. THEY USUALLY BITE IN RESPONSE. EVEN IF THEY DID WHAT IS THE CHANCE OF THEM SPAWNING ON ME?

or inside of you

 

[wickedsm]

A magical button appears that grants you the ability to teleport if you press it but at the same time if you do every spider on earth also gains teleportation powers
Is it worth it? Would you do it?

no Op i would not press it

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

spiders don't live very long and they would not even know they could teleport.
even if they did know how to teleport, wtf are they gonna do.

i would be popping in and out all over the place.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

or inside of you

AAAAAAAAAND fukk YOU BREH. MY DAY IS fukkED UP NOW.

 

[Turbulent]

no because what if they can't control their teleportation and just randomly teleport inside your eyeball with some of the legs sticking out

 

[Couth]

of course.

i can teleport nikka i don't give a fukk about a spider. Be popping up in banks and iphone warehouses.

 

[wet landscapes]

So which brand of weed did you smoke that made you ask this question, breh?

The coli wants answers.