Would you rather be fat but the funniest person in the world or slim but nobody laughs at your jokes?

[cyndaquil]

Option A:
You’re morbidly obese we talking 50%+ body fat, built like a twinkie, doing light wheezing just from opening the fridge.
BUT…
You’re also the funniest human being on Earth. Your jokes are instant 40-page smiley threads, your timing is immaculate, and even your accidental comments get dapped into oblivion. You never miss. Ever.

Option B:
You’re slim, cut, 12% body fat, looking like you just hopped out a fitness influencer’s Explore page.
BUT…
The moment you try to be funny? Dead silence.
Not a chuckle, not a pity laugh people start looking around like “who brought him?”
Your jokes are so bad that people immediately hate you when you tell them.

 

[Canada Goose]

Slim and unfunny easily.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I stopped at 'would you rather be fat' and already saiyan the other one

 

[CopiousX]

Crazy thing is fat breh would be pulling far more the skinny dude.


But skinny dude wont go out like Patrice Oneil either.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

So Chris Farley or a colibreh.....
















God, I'm coming home

 

[Jaguar93]

So fat Josh vs skinny Josh

 

[ApolloStark]

Obese and the funniest person on earth, OBVIOUSLY...

How is this even a question. Do you know how charming and magnetic you'd be if you were the funniest person on earth?! You're 1 of 1

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

I’d rather live longer, i don’t give a fukk about making people laugh. Be fukking john candy brehs

 

[Uachet]

I rather be fit, and then take women to the comedy club to laugh at the fat one's jokes. Oh wait, that is what I did.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

If I'm the funniest person on Earth I'm not wasting my talents posting I'll be in Hollywood making movies and drowning in groupies

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

I stopped at 'would you rather be fat' and already saiyan the other one

You'd rather be a convicted sex offender in prison than fat

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

You'd rather be a convicted sex offender in prison than fat

lol

fat fvck

 

[Jasonmask]

I’m fat phobic so yk my answer

 

[Starman]

I changed my vote when I read the details... weezing from regular activities?

 

[Po pimp]

You could’ve made this post more interesting. Why would someone choose having the health issues that come with being morbidly obese? As far as being slim and in shape, would I simply be unfunny? What if I had other redeeming personality qualities?