Would you rather Brian Pumper stroke you with 2 inches of meat or slap ya mom for $200

Meat or Bank


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Rozay Oro

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What's jelqing?:jbhmm:
It's some natural shyt to make your shyt longer or thicker. You stroke your shyt from the base to up. Nothing like masturbating tho. Have to be careful. Do all the damn steps. You have to "warm up" and when done "warm down". Takes time to see progress too.
 

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They got this post over at LSA talking about majority of nikkas from the Coli are downlow fakkits. They calling out dudes specific usernames and all.
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bytches love to call dudes downlow for the most petty shyt, I remember this dumb bytch called me downlow when I was working at McDonalds at age 15 because I made her a double cheeseburger instead of a hot and spicy. I'm 26 now, I was a child back then. She was at least 40 based on the sag of her titties. Hope she homeless living in a FedEx box rn
 
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10bandz

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bytches love to call dudes downlow for the most petty shyt, I remember this dumb bytch called me downlow when I working at McDonalds at age 15 because I made her a double cheeseburger instead of a hot and spicy. I'm 26 now, I was a child back then. She was at least 40 based on the sag of her titties. Hope she homeless living in a FedEx box rn


what :laff:
 

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bytches love to call dudes downlow for the most petty shyt, I remember this dumb bytch called me downlow when I working at McDonalds at age 15 because I made her a double cheeseburger instead of a hot and spicy. I'm 26 now, I was a child back then. She was at least 40 based on the sag of her titties. Hope she homeless living in a FedEx box rn

That is pretty suspect tho. :dame:
 

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That title suspect.

Makes it sound like Brian pumper is stroking you with 2 inches or slapping your mom for $200 dollars.

:gucci:

If that’s the case,

Neither :dame:
 
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