Would you rather die and go to heaven or live on earth forever as a vampire?

[Tommy Knocks]

What did it say?

Meh, there's more than one heaven, lots of valleys, with clear waters, everything made out of like a see through gold substance, loads of rubies, all of this of course is just for looks since there's no such thing as wealth in heaven. There's a prison for nephilims and rebel angels, another heaven where the archangels stay (they think humans have a terrible stench), they all have jobs, like manipulating the cosmos. apparently there's nonstop choir singing, the most high heaven is where god and jesus stay, well guarded, and the brightest of the bright where his throne lies.

basically its boring, there's hierarchy and you'll probably be watched closely. not too appealing. rather be a demigod on earth, wielding loads of power.

 

[Shadow King]

Meh, there's more than one heaven, lots of valleys, with clear waters, everything made out of like a see through gold substance, loads of rubies, all of this of course is just for looks since there's no such thing as wealth in heaven. There's a prison for nephilims and rebel angels, another heaven where the archangels stay (they think humans have a terrible stench), they all have jobs, like manipulating the cosmos. apparently there's nonstop choir singing, the most high heaven is where god and jesus stay, well guarded, and the brightest of the bright where his throne lies.

basically its boring, there's hierarchy and you'll probably be watched closely. not too appealing. rather be a demigod on earth, wielding loads of power.

I think I'll take vamp then


Being up all night which I already do (I rather be a Twilight type tho being allergic to the sun completely is )
Seducing hoes
Having superhuman strength and stamina if nikkas at the bar tryna test
Communication with wolves and shyt


at biting people though I need to feed on cattle or some shyt

 

[Lannister]

What kind of vampire? Traditional or "Twilight"?

...that'd make a world of difference.

Actually the Twilight vampires have super strength , speed and durability. They can rip heads off and crush skulls with their bare hands. As much as Twilight sucks, being one of those vampires wouldn't be so bad

 

[observe]

I think I'll take vamp then


Being up all night which I already do (I rather be a Twilight type tho being allergic to the sun completely is )
Seducing hoes
Having superhuman strength and stamina if nikkas at the bar tryna test
Communication with wolves and shyt


at biting people though I need to feed on cattle or some shyt

Cattle blood isn't gonna fully nourish you tho..I think you'd find human blood tastier..ya..I'll be feeding on humans..I'm not gonna totally drain them tho..a lil here,.a lil there..

 

[BlackBieber]

heaven

p*ssy,money and drugs would get boring after the first 2-300 yaers

rather try and do what lucifer failed to do and overthrow god

nikka if god is real u cant overthrow him hes fukking god

 

[BlackBieber]

Meh, there's more than one heaven, lots of valleys, with clear waters, everything made out of like a see through gold substance, loads of rubies, all of this of course is just for looks since there's no such thing as wealth in heaven. There's a prison for nephilims and rebel angels, another heaven where the archangels stay (they think humans have a terrible stench), they all have jobs, like manipulating the cosmos. apparently there's nonstop choir singing, the most high heaven is where god and jesus stay, well guarded, and the brightest of the bright where his throne lies.

basically its boring, there's hierarchy and you'll probably be watched closely. not too appealing. rather be a demigod on earth, wielding loads of power.

who came up with this shyt

 

[Tommy Knocks]

who came up with this shyt

book of enoch. it was removed from the bible (along with a few other chapters) for whatever the vatican reason. the original bible is way more interesting than the present day watered down version.

book of jubilee is a good read too.

ancient men had good imaginations. like men walking on water and living in fishes. lol.

 

[BlackBieber]

book of enoch. it was removed from the bible (along with a few other chapters) for whatever the vatican reason. the original bible is way more interesting than the present day watered down version.

book of jubilee is a good read too.

i kno its from the bible i mean the specific person

 

[Tommy Knocks]

i kno its from the bible i mean the specific person

his name is Enoch. :dafaq:

Noah's black great grandfather.

 

[BlackBieber]

his name is Enoch. :dafaq:

one of Noah's black great grandfather.

nvm

it wasnt a question it was just a reaction

 

[yo moms]

@observe what if you are a vampire and you got arrested somehow for multiple murders and being a canibul. You get sentenced to life withot parole. But you can't die so you just get stuck in prison for eternity

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

vampire easily

 

[Mr. Negative]

heaven

p*ssy,money and drugs would get boring after the first 2-300 yaers

rather try and do what lucifer failed to do and overthrow god

you go to heaven, you might not get those three things at all.

Maybe it's just me, but a choice of going to heaven and just being...... happy and nothing else for eternity or going to hell and just being unhappy....

they both sound kind of boring.

Heaven, what am I supposed to do? Just.... sit there and be happy?

I'd rather stay on earth with my vices, even though the thought of living for eternity sounds boring in itself.

 

[Groanman]

With my luck, I'd bite the neck of a dime chick who has full blow'd AIDS.

 

[MikelArteta]

none of y'all are gong to heaven anyways