The Jewnited States
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simple question, spend a year in jail, or find out some random broad you was fukkin with is now pregnant and you're the daddy






A lot of variables here.... I just don't like the thought of being locked up. I'd do it if I had to but locked up with a bunch of dudes for a year ain't where it's at. Gimme the kid. I've fukked a lot more good looking bytches then uglies so my chances are good there.