Would you rather: unlimited Fukks and die at 29 or?

[Caca-faat]

Question:

Would you rather 5 fukks per year and live forever without aging or unlimited fukks and die at 29?

Your 5 fukks are different every time and you can’t go back to the same person even if it was amazing.

Your unlimited fukks are vaginal only, no head, or handjob.

 

[The Minister Of Culture]

5 fukks per year and live forever. you can do alot with that that immortality

 

[Ashyneezz]

This the easiest "would you rather" in coli history. F dying at 29

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Time trumps everything

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Wtf kinda option is that

 

[Uitomy]

I'd rather die at 29, least I won't see anyone I've ever love die over time
You'd probably stop liking the sex at that point thinking about the mortality of all those women

 

[staticshock]

You nikkas who are obsessed with p*ssy are the worst

What kinda of dumb ass question is this

29 is young as hell who wants to die at that age

 

[010101]

live forever to see this planet die¿

imma do the dash 29 in a blaze of epicurean glory

*

 

[Black Steph Curry]

I wouldn't wanna live forever under any circumstances. You think shyt is sweet till u tha last human being alive and tha inevitable supernova launches you through neverending space. shyt would be an unescapable hell.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Is sex really that big of a deal to you nikkas

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

How is it unlimited if there’s a limit?

 

[PortCityProphet]

Take me at 29
Immortality is a hell you cant escape.

 

[King Poetic]

nikka I’m in my 30s, so this isn’t even a question I’m going to answer

 

[hayesc0]

5 fukks live eternal.

 

[hayesc0]

How is it unlimited if there’s a limit?

It's kind of like an unlimited data plan