Would you rather your mom…

[Caca-faat]

Curse you out in public in front of your friends as punishment or beat your ass at basketball in front of your friends as below. Everytime you mess up she takes it to the court and beats you mercilessly.

 

[...o3]

...moms can dog walk me in front of the homies and my highschool crush. she can even key my ride--and i'd be ok with that.

but im not "D"ing up my mom.

 

[Remote]

OP on Sunday morning

 

[Caca-faat]

...moms can dog walk me in front of the homies and my highschool crush. she can even key my ride--and i'd be ok with that.

but im not "D"ing up my mom.

 

[richaveli83]

Well I've been cussed out by my mom in front of my friends (I admit I was in the wrong) before so I'm not tripping.

I couldn't live down getting crossed over by a 5'4 senior citizen.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Weirdly, if moms is actually good, why not get key jewels/ lessons on the court (and in life)?

 

[Pseudonym]

Who hasn’t been cussed out by their mama already in front of company, that’s nothing

She can cross me up

 

[Caca-faat]

Well I've been cussed out by my mom in front of my friends (I admit I was in the wrong) before so I'm not tripping.

I couldn't live down getting crossed over by a 5'4 senior citizen.

 

[big bun]

Nah, I ain’t letting moms give me buckets like that.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Tbf. That was some good effort on his behalf. He stayed in front of her. She had to work for that bucket, until that fake. She played that boi after the 1st one

 

[big bun]

Who hasn’t been cussed out by their mama already in front of company, that’s nothing

Exactly

 

[BrehWyatt]

Curse you out in public in front of your friends as punishment or beat your ass at basketball in front of your friends as below. Everytime you mess up she takes it to the court and beats you mercilessly.

In this hypothetical, is it commonly accepted in the household/immediately family that moms was a hooper in her day?

Am I an aspiring hooper who doesn't know my mom has this kind of game until the first time we played?

What exactly did I do to warrant being cussed out in front of people (some folks take a sledgehammer to a fly approach)?

 

[Luke Cage]

If my mom ever broke my ankles i'd put her in a nursing home. thats not how you treat your kids.

 

[RiverCity916]

My mom doesn't cuss because she's not a clown.

 

[Ryda52]

Boy no cap, during one of my high school games, my mom dead ass told the coach to tell me to pull my pants up. Literally had that motherfukker pull me to the side to pull my shyt up. shyt was embarrassing as fukk. Wasn’t my fault them shyts were too damn big. I was uncomfortable the whole damn game.