Would you rather your mom…

[O.T.I.S.]

She Got Game




Get Spike Lee on the phone asap

 

[Pseudonym]

My mom doesn't cuss because she's not a clown.

You can still get “cussed out” without any curse words used , it’s different than regular fussing

 

[jdubnyce]

Mom's ain't getting no buckets on me









More importantly....details of the mom in the op

 

[Pineal Gland]

I'm a whole foot and some change taller than my moms, that would be one of the worst L's ever

 

[Sterling Archer]

...moms can dog walk me in front of the homies and my highschool crush. she can even key my ride--and i'd be ok with that.

but im not "D"ing up my mom.

Sounds like she gonna make your ankles touch then. Shouldve played some D cause she clearly getting that bucket

 

[Sterling Archer]

Tbf. That was some good effort on his behalf. He stayed in front of her. She had to work for that bucket, until that fake. She played that boi after the 1st one

He left his feet several times. It wasnt good. She didnt have to do 2 of the moves she did to him to get that shot. Moms couldve created space off the jumper. Bro falling for a pullup everytime. He looks old enough to be better.

 

[Rekkapryde]

fukk is wrong wit yall

 

[Taadow]

My Mama and a couple of Aunties were All-State in Basketball


I didn’t know this until one day when I was 12, when she was giving niccas more Js than a bowl of Alpha-Bits us in the driveway with a strange setup stance she must’ve learned from Dr. Naismith himself. She had her left hand pull her shooting hand way back like a sling shot and release…but once she got set, she was automatic. Respect was put on her name that day.

But that was not as bad as a few months earlier when my Pops dunked on me.