Would you shower with Michael Sams?

unit321

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Why are people so immature about this? He's not going into the shower with the :shaq: face. He can separate business from his personal feelings.
Uh, no. Of course not. We all know he doesn't want to date any hetero dudes or get it on or anything like that. BUT, he's a grown man who is gay. Just like straight dudes, he's not going to ask you out on a date, but he will want to get a quick peek.:sas2: I would feel violated.
 

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He's going to be the first player in and last one out of the showers. Looking at dudes like this the whole time. :scusthov:

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:ehh: Honestly, I'm showering with him, but I wanna shoot the fair one if he even glances in my direction. He loves skinny twink white boys though based on his current bf, so I don't think he wants a nice thick, olive-toned mixed boi who keeps it rugged as hell. But shyt, if he saw my lathered up donk I couldn't blame him for looking, but as long as he doesn't initiate any unwanted physical contact it's all good

If he was trying to rape me mid-shower I think I could take him n/h

:huhldup: I think you've been planning out this scenario long before this thread was even made, word to #OYYOY
 

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I wouldn't mind showering with Hope Solo and Alex Morgan :takedat:.....and the whole Brazilian women's volleyball team too :takedat:
 

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:huhldup: I think you've been planning out this scenario long before this thread was even made, word to #OYYOY

Nah, I'm just a good critical thinker. I came up with this scenario on the spot. I have a real vivid imagination. The worst would be if we accidentally made eye contact. Like for some reason I look in his direction like ":mjpls: Sup, man" and he gets the wrong idea that I wanna pipe/get piped.

But nah, I can picture this shyt. His fukked up jagged bottom teeth peeking out from his lips, shower water pooling in those jagged teeth, the water spilling out drenching his lips and chest, and he got this real primal look of lust in his eyes

":whoa: Breh, I thought that white boy was your main piece"

":shaq: Nah, I think I need a little bit of thickness in my life"

If he did that breh I'm shooting the fair one right then and there. He's bigger n/h and stronger but as an act of self-defense I'd grab his erect shaft and snap that shyt like fallen tree branch in order to overcome n/h his strength and size advantage.

Like I said, critical thinking is one of my best attributes
 

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I am secure enough in my masculinity to not get turned on by a gay dude or be bothered by what another man likes. Just like if a nasty ass fat bytch came up to you chances are you would politely turn them down and move along.
you're a fakkit for that comparison
 

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I don't feel comfortable showering with other men gay or not. Pretty sure their facilities have separate showers anyways.
 
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