would you use this bathroom???

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that picture floors me. its absolutely hilarious that those ancient cacs did all that work building that giant big ass castle and then just shyt thru a hole in the floor! the romans had aqueducts hundreds of years before this, they couldnt come up with some solution? just shytting through a hole in the floor?

how did they clean the shyt off the side of the building? they didnt have power washers or even water pressure! did it dry out and glue itself to the stone like an old mud daubber nest or something? :lupe:



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just imagine youre trying to enjoy a nice picnic by the castle. youre eating lunch then all of a sudden you look up and :damn:
 

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well back then they never left the castle for real or even saw that back part. soon as they hop in the carriage they’re gone. only really the grounds men or hell it may have even fallen directly into the moat. having central plumbing was not a concern they barely lived past 40

so yeah I’d use it. I’m like 10 floors up and I gotta shyt. My various whores are waiting for me to return to the bedchamber. I’m not worried about where the poop landed or even the health of my buttcheeks
 

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Aye y’all…you smell that? You see all that shyt on the side of the castle, below that toilet up there.

Let’s go have a picnic beneath it.

What are you talking about nephew? :laugh:
 

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:lupe:

that picture floors me. its absolutely hilarious that those ancient cacs did all that work building that giant big ass castle and then just shyt thru a hole in the floor! the romans had aqueducts hundreds of years before this, they couldnt come up with some solution? just shytting through a hole in the floor?

how did they clean the shyt off the side of the building? they didnt have power washers or even water pressure! did it dry out and glue itself to the stone like an old mud daubber nest or something? :lupe:



:why:

just imagine youre trying to enjoy a nice picnic by the castle. youre eating lunch then all of a sudden you look up and :damn:

Probably just let it sit until it rained
 

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Probably just let it sit until it rained
theres so many people in the castle that would have to shyt though. there were prolly hundreds of people in there, shytting around the clock

:ooh: they probably had peasants scooping it and burying it or something.

apparently the design evolved into this

 

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theres so many people in the castle that would have to shyt though. there were prolly hundreds of people in there, shytting around the clock

:ooh: they probably had peasants scooping it and burying it or something.

apparently the design evolved into this


Old school fertilizer

I never really thought about it but imagine marching in war like a hundred miles or so. The smell of shyt and piss must have been crazy. All those bathroom breaks, especially when they inevitably catch cholera or dysentery, had to be wild. Your castle is under attack but that mutton aint hit right.

And damn right peasants cleaning that up.
 

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Old school fertilizer

I never really thought about it but imagine marching in war like a hundred miles or so. The smell of shyt and piss must have been crazy. All those bathroom breaks, especially when they inevitably catch cholera or dysentery, had to be wild. Your castle is under attack but that mutton aint hit right.

And damn right peasants cleaning that up.
the eventual ruler of constantinople in the 1430s escaped slavery and prison by pretending to march off into the woods to shyt. he pretended to have diarrhea and built a scarecrow with grass and left it in the field so the guards would think he was shytting. it gave him enough time to get away

i posted about him lol. there is so much fukkery in history
 

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Nasty AF. Until the Moors taught them how to wash they ass.
 

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As humans we should be pooping outside and giving it back to the earth. Yet many will see a drainage system as "evolution". But im sure Lions in a zoo think sleeping on shredded newspaper is a flex as well for they know not:respect: #TheZoo
 
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