Would you wife Meryl Streep for a guaranteed $1 million / yr ?

[TheBigBopper]

Can I get head from other broads?

Nah. You can’t even get a handjob from other broads.

 

[jackswstd]

Nah, she might live to be as old as Betty White. That’s 30 years

 

[sfgiants]

I’d pulverize her old clam till she gets injured then spend the rest of the year like a typical poster on the coli- making threads 24/7 and jacking off

 

[GreenGhxst]

Rather be broke

She looks like Mrs. Doubtfire and Mrs. Doubtfire was played by a man

 

[Blankthawtz]

put some cocaine on my dikk and fukk her to death.....

 

[null]

what's her personality like

 

[AAKing23]

No pullout

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

If I do there’s no way I’m not trying to smash either of her daughters

 

[Goat poster]

She’s the GOAT actress imo

Between the money I’d be getting and the respect I have for her.

I’d be all in them guts.

 

[Tres Leches]

Smash raw while I hold up one of her Oscars

 

[Black_Jesus]

Yep.. and wont no other bytch fukk up my millions niether

 

[dajoker69]

I’d beat the brakes off her whenever she wanted me too and however she wanted me too. Then go drive my Porsche. Or my custom 56 Ford truck with the coyote engine swap that has vintage air a/c push button start, air ride suspension and custom 1 off wheels.

 

[Premeditated]

what's the point of marrying in to all that money if I can't smash any other woman?

can't fukk no one else but her or else all that money will get took back?

 

[TheBigBopper]

what's her personality like

I’m guessing overbearing and stuck up, like one of those white limousine liberals

 

[419scam]

Meryl Street