That's two outta, what? Ten? If I was a GC vagrant, yep.
would you work for Bruce Wayne..
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Daystew
Legion of Boom
This.
I'm currently reading "Death of the Family."
You literally would be terrified at the prospect of the Joker - who at this point is clearly more than human - showing up wherever you sleep and brutalizing you in a way that exemplifies your worst fears.
If I was Batman's apprentice... and the joker finds out my fear of insects, shame & my temptation for bad chicks...
He'd send Harley Quinn to seduce me with centipedes hidden in her p*ssy & record it & black mail me.
I'd give up Batman's whole operation.
Bruh, no lie. This is a goat response.
I just finished Death IN the Family. Joker had Jason's birth ma so shook that she threw that bruh to the wolves. Even if she was a deadbeat mother, that's cold.
I'm gonna need Batman gadgets and Bruce Wayne hoes to even consider it.
I would work for Bruce Wayne, but not Batman.
Imagine working with a billionaire playboy and being able to actually let people know that's who you work for, unlike Batman.
The access to top notch hoes
"When you free next time girl? I'd like to show you around Wayne Enterprises, I told you I work with Bruce Wayne, didn't I?
Be fukking bad hoes in the R&D office, shout out to my boy Luscious
Imagine working with a billionaire playboy and being able to actually let people know that's who you work for, unlike Batman.
The access to top notch hoes
"When you free next time girl? I'd like to show you around Wayne Enterprises, I told you I work with Bruce Wayne, didn't I?
Be fukking bad hoes in the R&D office, shout out to my boy Luscious
Neil Tyson
YYZ
I would work for Bruce Wayne, but not Batman.
Imagine working with a billionaire playboy and being able to actually let people know that's who you work for, unlike Batman.
The access to top notch hoes
"When you free next time girl? I'd like to show you around Wayne Enterprises, I told you I work with Bruce Wayne, didn't I?
Be fukking bad hoes in the R&D office, shout out to my boy Luscious
I'd be Bruce Wayne's driver tho. I'll take the hoes he don't want.
If I was working for Bruce Wayne I'd have to let him know off rip I'm not down with trying to be a vigilante.
After a couple months I could imagine him having a heart to heart with me on some mentor/mentee shyt to decide if it's "time" .
Bruce: "So what are your thoughts about the rampant corruption in this city?
"
Me: "
Woah easy there bruh. I'm just here to get paid, fukk bad bytches, and stunt on my old hood, chill out breh with all that other stuff"
After a couple months I could imagine him having a heart to heart with me on some mentor/mentee shyt to decide if it's "time" .
Bruce: "So what are your thoughts about the rampant corruption in this city?
"Me: "
Woah easy there bruh. I'm just here to get paid, fukk bad bytches, and stunt on my old hood, chill out breh with all that other stuff"
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T'challa is one of the coolest people in the comics. Just need to respect his status as king, never try to out do him and expect him to stop being him.
Bruce Wayne
THE GODDAMN BILLIONAIRE
What I look like havin a boss ?
I hustle for my own name, not the wayne name
I hustle for my own name, not the wayne name
This is a genuinely difficult question to answer. 
Nightwing ended up ok, but the number of broken bones, bullet wounds, knives to the ribs, punctured organs, Joker torture sessions, and overall near-death experiences... I dunno.
Plus does he even share his bread like that? You would expect dikk to be living like a king after all he and Bruce have been through but from what I can tell, dude is kinda out there on his own.
And forget about ever getting married or having kids.
And that's the best case scenario.
On the other hand, you'd have supreme confidence, an exciting fulfilling life, and you could beat the shyt out of literally anyone.
I think probably nah.
Nightwing ended up ok, but the number of broken bones, bullet wounds, knives to the ribs, punctured organs, Joker torture sessions, and overall near-death experiences... I dunno.
Plus does he even share his bread like that? You would expect dikk to be living like a king after all he and Bruce have been through but from what I can tell, dude is kinda out there on his own.
And forget about ever getting married or having kids.
And that's the best case scenario.
On the other hand, you'd have supreme confidence, an exciting fulfilling life, and you could beat the shyt out of literally anyone.
I think probably nah.
Might as well call Batman daddy:ddash:What I look like havin a boss ?
I hustle for my own name, not the wayne name
Atsym Sknyfs
Superstar
If this is just Bruce Wayne then sure... if this Bruce Wayne but I know he's batman (like alfred and lucious) sure... if this is Bruce/Batman ala dikk, Tim, barb, Jason ... then HELL NAH
What about as his butler?
Butler got his hand chopped off. No one safe working for Mr. Wayne
Clark Kent
New Year, New Me
I'm sorry I actually work for a living rather than be the carefree poster boy for #whiteprivilege
Spinoff a bit, but who would be the best villain to work for in Gotham?
