WrestleMania 31 Main Event Script Leak ( Spoilers ) Enter At Your Own Risk

[Vice Queen]

Just got the Rusev/Cena script

John Cena Promo: John talks about the benefits of trickle down economics and the American military–industrial complex, calls for an end to unionization and regulation
Rusev entrance: Whole battalion of Russian troops, Rusev driving tank, Lana with RPG etc
Cena entrance: Cena wrapped in an American flag carrying two make a wish kids whilst wearing a top hat
12 minute staredown
Match
Attitude Adjustment 1-15
STFU
Rusev about to tap
LIGHTS OUT
Breathe
Cole reaction: What is this non light situation?
JBL: I think it's... darkness
Lights on
Ref Unconscious
Putin in ring
Putin hits Cena with a bottle of vodka
Putin hits a 450 splash on an injured Cena
Drags Rusev into a cover
Putin promo
Fade out on Rusev/Putin/Lana with their arms raised in victory

Putin hitting Cena with a bottle of Russia's finest vodka and hitting a 450 would be so worth the trip.

 

[CM_Burns]

The worst part is that there are probably a bunch of masochistic neckbeards who wish this was true just so they could complain about it when it happens.

Or masochistic neckbeards who think they're not neckbeards who want this to be true to heel on neckbeards online.

 

[Scott_Steiner]

I GOT THE SCRIPT FOR TESTS MATCH AT MANIA

TEST ENTERS IN A COFFIN, DEAD
NOBODY CARES

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

Just got the Rusev/Cena script

John Cena Promo: John talks about the benefits of trickle down economics and the American military–industrial complex, calls for an end to unionization and regulation
Rusev entrance: Whole battalion of Russian troops, Rusev driving tank, Lana with RPG etc
Cena entrance: Cena wrapped in an American flag carrying two make a wish kids whilst wearing a top hat
12 minute staredown
Match
Attitude Adjustment 1-15
STFU
Rusev about to tap
LIGHTS OUT
Breathe
Cole reaction: What is this non light situation?
JBL: I think it's... darkness
Lights on
Ref Unconscious
Putin in ring
Putin hits Cena with a bottle of vodka
Putin hits a 450 splash on an injured Cena
Drags Rusev into a cover
Putin promo
Fade out on Rusev/Putin/Lana with their arms raised in victory

That would make up for the main event by itself!!!

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Cole reaction: What is this non light situation?
JBL: I think it's... darkness

Heard that they added a late correction to the script:


Cole reaction: "What is this non light situation?"
JBL: "THAT'S NOT DARKNESS! IT'S A PICTURE OF DARKNESS!"

 

[TheGodling]

Heard that they added a late correction to the script:


Cole reaction: "What is this non light situation?"
JBL: "THAT'S NOT DARKNESS! IT'S A PICTURE OF DARKNESS!"

JBL: I think it's darkness, but I'm not sure because I can't see it with these lights turned off!
Lawler: You know how many Russians it takes to change a light bulb? Two! One to change the light bulb and the other to say there's nothing to see here.
*Cole non-reaction because Vince is shouting in his ear to sell the network some more*

 

[September]

reigns eating 7 finshers

Yo

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

 

[Willy Waffle]

I GOT THE SCRIPT FOR TESTS MATCH AT MANIA

TEST ENTERS IN A COFFIN, DEAD
NOBODY CARES

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 

[Grifter]

reigns eating 7 finshers

 

[Johnny Joestar]

Or masochistic neckbeards who think they're not neckbeards who want this to be true to heel on neckbeards online.

so nikkas on TSC right

 

[Reality Check]

People actually believing this bullshyt?

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Or masochistic neckbeards who think they're not neckbeards who want this to be true to heel on neckbeards online.

See also: Wrestlefag (n)

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]