WrestleMania Roast Audio Leaked

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This is actually much lighter than they tried to portray it. If this audio wasn't out there and we went off the reports, folks woulda thought of this some type of cruel and unusual verbal punishment type shyt. Especially the Nia Jax segment- Heyman went harder than she did and people were acting like she was the meanest human being ever. She said "nobody wants to see her in a ring anymore, not even her three ex-husbands- they literally said 'I don't want you in that ring anymore", which is a humorous play on words. But what did the reports say? "She told Charlotte to go away and deal with her three ex husbands because no one wants her there". It makes it sound meaner than it actually was.

Also, a lot of this stuff was simply not funny. Not in a "ooh it's so offensive" way, just a mostly weak bunch of jokes one after another. Roasts aren't generally known for kind, lighthearted humor- not sure why anyone expected that out of all things, a wrestling company :pachaha:
 

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After the deportation comment on McAfee's show and some of the other out of pocket "jokes" on this, I don't think I'm messing with Paul Heyman anymore :patrice:
I mean, the man allowed sign guy and the other dude to hold up signs talking about lynching the Gangstas :mjpls:

We have been glazing this fat fukk for ages because EC Dub, but never take consideration that dude fukked over a lot of talent into believing they were doing a good deed of working for free, and selling the company short while he went off to WWE without no sort of consideration.

Yet, a man that ran the pawn shop in Philly was the mole.
 

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Also, a lot of this stuff was simply not funny. Not in a "ooh it's so offensive" way, just a mostly weak bunch of jokes one after another. Roasts aren't generally known for kind, lighthearted humor- not sure why anyone expected that out of all things, a wrestling company :pachaha:

This is what is going over the heads of Stooge World Order members. One thing if this were an actual roast, but this was a half-assed attempt at one that flopped and came across pretty bad. They (sWo members) need to go look at clips of what actual roasts are first before sticking to company talking points.
 

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Didn't Azealia Banks go on one of her rants about him or was that a fever dream I had during COVID?

Edit: found it Azealia Banks Stuns Fans With Las Vegas Pro Wrestler Story

Even though it's Azalea Banks I believe it. She was very matter of fact about it and didn't seem like she was going on some rant to attack Heyman like she does with other celebrities.

If what she was saying is true, he was legit human trafficking in the true sense and not just pimping.
 

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Funniest that I can remember was Dontario. He the only person that kept up with the main cast. Worst is hard to say. They tried out a lot of social media comedians and none of em were that funny in the classroom setting (that whole shyt was a set by the way, not an actual room lol)

And the D’lai situation I don’t know much about. What I do know is he was one of Billy’s friends and when they fell out Billy publicly claimed that he (D’lai) used to suck his dikk when they were running threesomes. That’s really where all the gay jokes came from and he was mad sensitive about it. You could tell it was a soft spot

Dontario was definitely great on there and that Billy story is wild.
 

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I mean, the man allowed sign guy and the other dude to hold up signs talking about lynching the Gangstas :mjpls:

We have been glazing this fat fukk for ages because EC Dub, but never take consideration that dude fukked over a lot of talent into believing they were doing a good deed of working for free, and selling the company short while he went off to WWE without no sort of consideration.

Yet, a man that ran the pawn shop in Philly was the mole.

After the deportation comment on McAfee's show and some of the other out of pocket "jokes" on this, I don't think I'm messing with Paul Heyman anymore :patrice:

Paul's been one of the best performers in WWE since he returned in 2012. Almost always on point and consistently entertaining. Also, a great writer who helped save Roman's career.

For some reason, I let that blind me to the fact that he's still an old Jewish man from New York and a grade-A a$$hole. :snoop:
 

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Paul's been one of the best performers in WWE since he returned in 2012. Almost always on point and consistently entertaining. Also, a great writer who helped save Roman's career.

For some reason, I let that blind me to the fact that he's still an old Jewish man from New York and a grade-A a$$hole. :snoop:
The irony that you would think he would have some humility after how WCW treated him, but here we are :mjpls:

Never meet your idols :francis:
 

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The irony that you would think he would have some humility after how WCW treated him, but here we are :mjpls:

Never meet your idols :francis:

Apparently, DDP is on that same timing. He posted a picture with Linda McMahon last week and he took it down after people complained.

At this point, I don't want to know anything about wrestlers and their politics. Damn near all of them have nothing insightful to say about this country anyway. :hubie:
 

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Apparently, DDP is on that same timing. He posted a picture with Linda McMahon last week and he took it down after people complained.

At this point, I don't want to know anything about wrestlers and their politics. Damn near all of them have nothing insightful to say about this country anyway. :hubie:

That's how I feel man. Like I want to watch wrestling for the characters and fukkery. I don't want to get bashed in the head with knuckle dragging idiots in spandex being douchebags IRL.

Bad enough, that shyt is a reality in MMA when it was all about just fighting and winning. We are at a point where wrestlers need validation, like the darkest timeline.

Imagine if Hoegan basically was bytching about Clinton and talking about the blacks in the 90s, before the shyt hit the fan?

Imagine if The Nasty Boys complained about the economy :why:

Imagine if Bobby Heenan talked about the politics of the business.

Quite frankly, the death kiss happened when Meltzer and em pryed the fukking gate open of illusion and reality. Now, I gotta see Ricochet and em bytching about shyt that doesn't concern me, when years ago they just performed and keep it trucking. Heels played the role, and faces were doing them.

Now because social media, this political landscape, and emotions...motherfukkers wearing their "aint shyt" clothing to the masses, rather than keeping the shyt to themselves.

Say what you want about Vince, but dude kept the wrestlers on a lease, and focus on the wrasslin. Now everytime I look up from taking a shyt, a scandal and fukkery in the back outweighing the fukkery in the ring. How in the hell I'm supposed to appreciate a wrestling match or a promotion without going "gee whiz, I wonder if that Tony cac and em going to make a deport joke about Dirty Dom".

Its fukking gross and the folks that glaze this knuckle dragging shyt can have it :camby:
 
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You have to remember that wrestlers are in a business where they get dropped on their head for a living. I have to say most wrestlers are probably fukking crazy and/or dumb. Some get rich off of it but that's like anything else. It's entertainment. A lot of Hollywood people are also scumbags.

My issues are less with the wrestlers themselves and more with TKO because they want wrestling to be MAGA central like the UFC and this racist ass roast is likely the tip of the iceberg in that respect. Anyone defending these lame racist jokes is showing who they really are, mask off..
 
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